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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social

i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game

jun 26, 2025, 2:14 am • 1,267 122

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David Albertsons @jakalope.bsky.social

I think the same thing about 7/11 cashiers

jun 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social

Specifically a barbershop-style hat and suit

jun 26, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
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PFalcon aka b-RAD @pfalcon.bsky.social

🤔

jun 26, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social

Also, they should have to bring the water and orange slices and the after-game treat.

jun 26, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Flirty Flâneur @sweetbarrywyne.bsky.social

Finally someone has the courage to say this!! I’m sick of these kids showing up to their first day of work wearing shorts and sneakers.

jun 26, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kyle @kmgreen6.bsky.social

If an alien watched the draft they would be so confused about the baseball hat. Assuming its a piece of the uniform, it is not. Assuming the team on the hat is your team, not always. And the fact that it seems half the players have no idea how to wear one

jun 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 5 0 • view
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social

And stop running and jumping on the nice wood floor. Show some class for God's sake.

jun 26, 2025, 2:39 am • 6 0 • view
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Sean @seantoohey.bsky.social

Tie also… A real one too, knot & all. None of this clip-on bullshit.

jun 26, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Owen @whatsinside.bsky.social

mister peanut

jun 27, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social

Or else we trade you, for cash

jun 26, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
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TrufflePigg @trufflepigg.bsky.social

And while we’re at it, baseball needs more unspoken rules. Batters should bow to the pitcher at each at bat and apologize for every hit. In the event of a home run they must fall to their knees sobbing while asking forgiveness. Respect the game or take a heater to da grill

jun 26, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
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TyGrey @itstygrey.bsky.social

I think they should have to wear the teams jersey of the hat they put on for a year as well. Even if the pick was trade 9 times before they ever collect a check.

jun 26, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Jedediah @jedediahclampett.bsky.social

We used to be a proper country

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jun 27, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social

A different hat for each month of the season. January is Sombrero Month, shooting percentages may suffer, but it's part of the curve.

jun 26, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Jash @jyshy.bsky.social

I feel like Grady Dick would wear his draft night suit to play if they let him

jun 27, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Pat Wachter @patwachter.bsky.social

Specifically one of the enormous early-2000s suits

jun 26, 2025, 2:15 am • 13 0 • view
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Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social

First season all they do is serve food

jun 26, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Ardis Meade @ardismeade.bsky.social

It's a foul if you let the hat get knocked off.

jun 26, 2025, 2:59 am • 2 0 • view