i wish i lived in jurassic park. i would go all over the island feeding the dinosaurs so that they learned to associate me with food and i could make friends with them. i would also walk around at night with a flashlight to make sure they were all doing okay
RAWR!
I’m about to watch it.
this is the plot of Billy and the Cloneasauruses
thats very nice jon
I want a brontosaurus friend real bad.
some of them already associate you with food
I successfully convinced crow parents that I was only a harmless food-bearing entity, and they did not dive-bomb me once. I feel that I could get along with any dinosaur after that.
That does sound nice.
Some would certainly associate you with food… gulp.
A better world is possible ✨🙏✨
“… to associate me with food…” Some dinosaurs already do that, if Jurassic Park is to be believed.
no one ever tried being nice to the dinosaurs. what if that t rex just had a toothache or an upset tummy.
I would unironically love a Jurassic Park movie in which nothing went wrong, the dinosaurs were contentedly going about their day, and everybody had a lovely time.
Plus you could drive around a manual transmission jeep with a flashy paint job
you could also kidnap some children dinosaurs on a boat and sail off as the credits roll
No need to go to all that trouble. They already associate you with food.
The vegetarian ones, you mean…
Isla nubar more like isla nutrigrain bar
i know exactly how this ends...it ends with you forming a lasting bond with these majestic creatures :)
This is half the fantasy Jurassic World is into
I feel like one guy could get the job as the dude who brought tourists to get eaten by dinosaurs and the dinosaurs would respect them.
Seems unsafe. Maybe also play hide-and-seek with them to make sure they know you're playful and fun.
Every Jurassic Park movie, I like the peaceful scenes. Brontosaurus walking.
Have you by any chance seen Werner Herzog’s grizzly movie?
If they get to close just hold up your hands 🙌
All the dinosaurs needed was a little love
Two words, baby: Dennis. Nedry. What a hang he would be
hey man, I'm having a rough day and I wanted to let you know this made me feel a little better
Their power grid is an unsinkable ship, too.
They'd eat you bud, sorry. But it is a nice story.
Jurassic park rangers are a different breed🫶
Oh they would associate you with food alright ;)
I’m feeding the carnivores nothing but ice cream laced with increasing amounts of meth so that they become dependent on me for life. Become their god
they're just big birds <3