coldplay deserves the same national image rehabilitation project we undertook for linkin park and nickelback. everything they put out past their first three albums or so wasn't really my bag but they're a good band
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Fine but Three Doors Down is beyond redemption
jul 17, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
guessing you won’t still call him Superman then
jul 17, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
This post feels like it belongs on tumblr
jul 17, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Feel the same about Snow Patrol.
jul 17, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve also heard they’re a great live show
jul 17, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
lol at a bunch of people in the replies tripping over themselves to double-down on their biases towards accessible music genres. there are types who think every pop band they don't like are a fucking corporate psyop or something. get over yourself. hear Jerusalem bells-a-ringin.
jul 17, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I like to think Chris Martin wakes up crying every morning as he remembers he's not Thom Yorke 🤘😎 (I know, I'm a bad person🙄)
jul 17, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah. Mind you, part of this is that I had to hear Viva La Viva on the store radio every damn day for eight years. But also, I'm just a colossal music snob. I never liked Coldplay. Or Linkin Park or Nickelback either, just found all of them agonizingly bland.
jul 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Their music is less bland than people think, it’s just constantly played at low volumes in grocery stores. ime no music sounds interesting at low volumes.
jul 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Coldplay is fine, Linkin Park was fine. Nickelback made dreck and remains as such and I won't countenance dissent on that
jul 17, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
You fools! You’re getting Bois’d!
jul 17, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
The funky jazz jam song 'Arabesque' (with Fela Kuti!) on the album 'Everyday Life' is a great track. They still surprise.
jul 17, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
l think Coldplay is good, but they need to answer for their crimes on inviting James Corden to sing a Prince tribute youtu.be/mak_Cu9Wl6w?...
jul 18, 2025, 6:09 am • 1 0 • view
I think a lot of Linkin Park's rehabilitation came from it being proven that Chester Bennington actually meant wat he was fucking singing.
jul 17, 2025, 2:11 pm • 47 1 • view
Which goes to say how much all this talk is trash, as if somehow fans owned the musicians.
jul 21, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
This is true and you’re right to say it
jul 17, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
yes. we all love nickelback. so why all the hate for their equals, coldplay
jul 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 11 0 • view
coldplay is british nickelback
jul 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 15 0 • view
exactly
jul 17, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Feel like the hate might not have metastasized if it wasn’t for the Judd apatow movie that says “you know how I know you’re gay….?”
jul 17, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
To me, the hate is preposterous. Shiver, Don't Panic, things of that nature.
jul 17, 2025, 3:18 pm • 148 1 • view
Spies, as well
jul 17, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
And it was all Yellow
jul 17, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 16 0 • view
Thank you Ben, was getting very lonely over here lol
jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Parachutes is a legitimately great album that had the misfortune to drop at a time where the discourse around “overly-commercial” music was rampant
jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 5 0 • view
Everything’s not lost. The entire second album is fucking amazing.
jul 17, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Their first three albums were brilliant. I still love them.
jul 17, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean Parachutes,A Rush of Blood to the Head and X&Y have pretty good songs. Afterwards...eh
jul 17, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I think not only should Coldplay be universally reviled (for being so egregiously soulless and paint by numbers among myriad other sins), but that their fans should also be openly ridiculed for defending them.
jul 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
You are an awful person.
jul 19, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
No, I just think Coldplay is shit. I promise it's not that big of a deal.
jul 19, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
I saw Coldplay in Louisville after that third album came out. Good show.
jul 17, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Interesting that you left the comments open for this skeet but not the one about microwaving hotdogs.... Is it "hotdogs" or "hot dogs"?
jul 17, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Nickleback, Creed, and Limp Bizkit being even slightly accepted is proof we're heading towards collapse
jul 17, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Viva la Vida had some good songs, but the title song was always very obnoxious to me.
jul 17, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
In fact, Violet Hill is a GREAT song.
jul 17, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
Not into Coldplay but they deserve it way more than Nickelback and at least a little more than Linkin Park. They wrote Clocks!
jul 17, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
your best bit yet!
jul 17, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Linkin Park needed rehabilitated?
jul 17, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
“band”
jul 17, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Lo más loco de todo es que estás escuchando a Taylor Swift en una playlist de Spotify y te salta Yellow de la nada.
jul 17, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 0 • view
i think if you put out more than one album, technically the band is good, right?
jul 17, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
mylo xyloto deserves the world
jul 17, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Amen
jul 17, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Linkin Park's first two albums were always good. I'm unsure what you're huffin w/r/t about Nickelback but Coldplay is the good stuff until suddenly they weren't any more.
jul 17, 2025, 2:09 pm • 2 0 • view
what is their best song? I'm not familiar with their ouevre.
jul 17, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The 40 year old virgin said they were gay 20 years ago and there's too many morons that haven't changed in 20 years and still think liking stuff makes you gay
jul 17, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Theres also 20 years worth of new morons to say its good though
jul 17, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
whatnow?
jul 17, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't think what I said was very complicated?
jul 17, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t care for their newer music, but they are a super fun live show. Lots of energy, etc etc. Don’t @ me.
jul 17, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
The fourth album is actually the best! Brian Eno produced it, that alone would be enough to make it the best.
jul 17, 2025, 2:12 pm • 4 0 • view
I liked and still like Linkin Park’s first two albums. Coldplay is fine. I still listen to early limp bizkit at the gym
jul 17, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
There are a lot of people making excellent music and songs that I hate
jul 17, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I really liked the way their lead singer was a good bowler and terrible batter for New Zealand in the 2000s and early 2010s.
jul 17, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
-5 v cc 9⁹9⁹9⁰00
jul 17, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Unfollow
jul 17, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
theyre one of my fav bands theyre goated and awesome
jul 18, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view
They’re both more successful and more hated than they “deserve” to be. Rush of blood to the head is a great album. Absolutely no clue what they’ve done since Viva La Vida though. Apparently a bunch of stuff!
jul 17, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
the hatred some people have for Coldplay is bizarre, they seem like one of the most inoffensive bands ever. even if you don't like them, they're just kind of...there? not anywhere close to the aggressively annoying or bad stuff that has hit the airwaves over the years
jul 17, 2025, 2:20 pm • 24 0 • view
I was talking with someone who was genuinely shocked that Coldplay’s chart performance mirrors U2.
jul 17, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
So hard to fathom the surprise there, they’ve always felt connected.
jul 17, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
I just can't imagine hearing a track off Parachutes—admittedly the only album of theirs I own and I've heard recent stuff only just in passing—like Yellow or High Speed and just seething in rage, like, "YO, these guys??? FUCK these guys!!!!" lol
jul 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Their sound is like a dental drill in my skull and they play it at the grocery store. This is why I have such strong dislike for them.
jul 18, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
if your idea of a dental drill is slow and somewhat boring pop rock with kinda dreamy sounding vocals, you should probably broaden what you've heard dude, lol
jul 18, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
Or you know, maybe we just all have different taste?
jul 18, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
When I have I said people couldn't had different taste lol I'm saying there's a world of a difference between "this band sucks" and legions of people who apparently believe that hearing Coldplay is akin to torture and getting a drill in the head, it's a bizarre reaction to their kind of music dude
jul 18, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean to me it should be the music to torture me with and just because you disagree doesn't make it bizarre just means we don't like or dislike the same things. I'm sure plenty of things on my Playlist would set your teeth on edge, that's not bizzare that's just life.
jul 18, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
the inoffensiveness is the problem. what do they stand for? at least offensively mainstream music stands for naked capitalist supremacy
jul 17, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
assuming this isn't some dumb/unfunny bit, ill support them if they stand for making people like you angry about stupid shit
jul 18, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
I’m sorry you need to feel offended all the time.
jul 17, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Sure, I’ll put in on my to do list. It’s item number 130429 ranked in order or priority.
jul 21, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
jon i have been on this train for years. justice for coldplay!!!! their melodies and hooks are genuinely some of the most compelling in modern pop rock. my fav deep cut is strawberry swing
jul 17, 2025, 2:18 pm • 37 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
They have some great singles from those records, that piano riff in Clocks is fucking cool
jul 17, 2025, 2:11 pm • 8 0 • view
There was a game called Dropmix where you put cards on a board that was synced with an iPad and it would play an instrument from a song - you could make all these remixes by putting cards down with drums from one song and guitar from another, ect Long story short I used Clocks piano in everything.
jul 17, 2025, 2:25 pm • 4 0 • view
The team that made Dropmix did a PC/Console version called Fuser. It was absolutely brilliant.
jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuser is so good! (And ALSO has Clocks, haha)
jul 17, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
There was that Jon Pareles review.
jul 17, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
The first three Nickelback albums were your bag?
jul 17, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Im a fan of Linkin Park and for me I was always fine with the exchange. The people need something to dunk on and they get to be wealthy for the rest of their lives. My offer: if everyone agrees to give me millions, they can dunk on me forever. Ill act like it bothers me to. Ill keep it kayfabe.
jul 17, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
That first three album run was generational talent
jul 17, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
I hate being that guy but... 4 albums. Please don't ignore that Viva La Vida life. 👀
jul 17, 2025, 3:21 pm • 20 0 • view
It's got a special place in my heart. I actually sorta just tuned them out after that album, but I have Parachutes, ARoBttH, and Viva (and the Live 2003) and that's all ill ever need.
jul 17, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
some of us have been here the whole time.
jul 17, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Viva La Vida is their best album
jul 17, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
No
jul 17, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn't agree to rehabilitating Linkin Park nor Nickelback, and I'm not letting Coldplay slide either
jul 18, 2025, 8:43 am • 1 0 • view
Mylo Xyloto was one of my favorites when I was younger. Still holds up, even if it following Viva la Vida caused it to feel 'lesser' by comparison
jul 17, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
"every teardrop is a waterfall" should have been the hit that "paradise" was and then some. great guitar part too, i play it sometimes and people are like wow that sounds so cool what is it? then i get to disappoint them
jul 17, 2025, 3:19 pm • 3 0 • view
I had no idea Coldplay wasn’t universally acclaimed. They’ve always been great
jul 17, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Whoa buddy, Billy Joel is first in line
jul 17, 2025, 1:59 pm • 3 0 • view
Wait do people not like billy Joel...?
jul 17, 2025, 2:18 pm • 6 0 • view
please send him and all his recordings on a rocket into the sun
jul 17, 2025, 2:22 pm • 5 0 • view
wait why lmaoooo. i genuinely had no idea people hated billy joel this much this is funny to me.
jul 17, 2025, 2:28 pm • 2 0 • view
We didn't start the fire is a baby boomer naming every fucked up thing over the last however many years but guess what? It wasn't their fault so they're not going to do anything to fix it. That's what turned him from annoying AF piano man to deserving the rocket.
jul 17, 2025, 2:38 pm • 3 0 • view
“Ya got any wuddah?”
jul 17, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
thank you everyone. your responses have been recorded in the survey. my friend is now asking about Bon Iver too for some reason so answers appreciated bsky.app/profile/shag...
jul 17, 2025, 2:40 pm • 2 0 • view
bon iver was always good but i like the more recent stuff the most tbh
jul 17, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 2:28 pm • 8 4 • view
(I enjoy Billy Joel but it’s a funny bit)
jul 17, 2025, 2:30 pm • 3 0 • view
I would say he has some very good songs and some...uh...well let's just say some not-so-good songs. Middle of the Night and For the Longest Time are jams but if Uptown Girl or We Didn't Start the Fire come on I just pray I have a barf bag handy
jul 18, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
I know that you're from Louisville and that Kentucky isn't in the Midwest but the second sentence here has extreme Midwest Nice energy
jul 17, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
And those first three albums were really good!
jul 17, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Linkin Park was never rehabilitated they were always fucking awesome, we just started letting ourselves enjoy things again. Same thing for Coldplay.
jul 17, 2025, 2:44 pm • 20 0 • view
Linkin Park fell off the map after their first 2 albums but people never stopped liking those albums
jul 18, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
what are you talking about? the only albums that didnt hit #1 were hunting party and from zero. every album before one more light went platinum
jul 18, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah I’m not just standing by for living things and thousand suns disrespect I love that duo
jul 18, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
minutes to midnight! it's aged like wine, too 😍😍
jul 18, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn’t even consider standing up for that one like that’s an obvious great one to me
jul 18, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
yeessss
jul 18, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Always that one person that defends minutes to midnight 🤷♂️
jul 18, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
some of us remember how much shit they got for it when it came out
jul 18, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
If they had to be rehabilitated, as Jon is implying, its because of that album
jul 18, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
they didn't need to be rehabilitated, as stephen said
jul 18, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Something about seeing your name in a tweet is very jarring lmfao (Or whatever we call them here)
jul 20, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Its still shit
jul 18, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
it's arguably their best album
jul 18, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol this has the same vibes as the people defending Nickelback. If you enjoy it, good for you I guess
jul 18, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Linkin Park were always dope as fuck. Nickelback … I think I’ve just moved on from even talking to nickelback fans and just accepted there’s enough people who like mid music to make them rich (see swifties)
jul 17, 2025, 3:53 pm • 6 0 • view
I’d throw in viva la vida for that sort of hidden shoegaze song alone
jul 17, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
I was at a midnight swim here in Toronto because it's been hot as balls and "Viva la Vida" came on over the radio. I was floating there like "You know what, this is a fucking jam."
jul 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 4 0 • view
i heard/saw (can't remember) someone once describe coldplay as "worship music for atheists" once and honestly? yeah
jul 17, 2025, 4:50 pm • 5 0 • view
they're filling a niche that people clearly need. i'd much rather have them than the alternative (alex warren/david kushner/etc.)
jul 17, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Gonna hop off this train at the next stop
jul 17, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m saying, they don’t deserve this hate they’re a fun band and seem like generally nice people, plus a rush of blood to the head is awesome
jul 17, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I wasn't aware the groupthink was positive to Nickelback now. I loved early LP; I don't mind their later electronic stuff. What's everyone's problem with Coldplay? Maybe I don't know their very most recent stuff but I've never not enjoyed what I've heard.
jul 17, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
This is your funniest post
jul 17, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
when did we rehab nickelback
jul 17, 2025, 1:59 pm • 78 0 • view
how you remind me is a classic in my eyes.
jul 20, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
here's a fun example www.youtube.com/shorts/5hZrb...
jul 17, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Came here to ask the same thing
jul 21, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
are you thinking of creed
jul 17, 2025, 2:00 pm • 23 0 • view
wait it can't be creed
jul 17, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
i don’t know if i can live in a world where people are gaslighting themselves into “good, actually” about both nickelback AND attack of the clones
jul 17, 2025, 2:01 pm • 54 0 • view
i didn't even know people were rehabbing attack of the clones. i rewatched part of it recently and i have no idea how that's possible
jul 17, 2025, 2:03 pm • 94 3 • view
As someone who is sick of the “my generation drinks from a water hose” nonsense - This is the Zoomers fault
jul 17, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
My 7yo nephew likes it bc he’s obsessed with all things Star Wars but he’s you know. 7
jul 17, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
you forgot sebulba o'clock by qui gon guitar and the rockin' jizz band
jul 17, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Because Rise of Skywalker exists and it’s fundamentally a way worse film than AOTC
jul 17, 2025, 3:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Attack of the clones is the worst prequel by far but not the worst Star Wars film Plus it has Dexter Jettster
jul 17, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
polygon did like an entire week on its reappraisal (RIP)
jul 17, 2025, 2:04 pm • 5 0 • view
okay so I do just want to stipulate here that while we published an "Attack of the Clones absolutely rules" piece for its 20th anniversary in 2022 (www.polygon.com/22875571/att...), we put in the lowest tier of our rankings of every movie and TV show in the franchise (most recently updated in 2024):
jul 17, 2025, 2:28 pm • 16 0 • view
Aw come on, AOTC is NOT worse than Rise of Skywalker.
jul 17, 2025, 3:37 pm • 13 0 • view
AOTC is approaching decent if you skip all the Anakin & Padme chapters. What’s left is a detective movie starring Obi Wan. Now TPM is beyond redemption. And ROTS… also oof.
jul 18, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
lol fair enough
jul 17, 2025, 2:29 pm • 3 0 • view
A generation saw the prequels as kids, with no capability for critical thought, and those kids are now adults who grew up in today's America, meaning they've never developed any
jul 17, 2025, 2:16 pm • 4 0 • view
The obi wan half is a fun pulpy detective romp at the very least, aided by the fact George didn't have to write any emotional dialogue for it
jul 17, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
There was a documentary about Nickelback a few years ago that was alright, so that started the ball rolling a bit.
jul 17, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
one of these things is not like the others. nickelback isn’t bad, they’re just very average rock. attack of the clones is actively awful
jul 17, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm all for letting people enjoy things, but hearing absolutely every piece of media I experienced in middle school now being called "good, actually" is exhausting.
jul 17, 2025, 2:05 pm • 3 0 • view
It's an overcorrection by people who decided cringe was dead and the "let people enjoy things" comic (disavowed by its artist btw) was the new god.
jul 17, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I still say that was a positive message. But "let people dislike things" (or "hate things" if you must; I try to reserve that word for more serious things) is just as valid. And if the topic is serious technical review and evaluation, like few on the interent actually do, then it's all good.
jul 19, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
I never stopped liking Coldplay. I didn't know they needed rehabilitation
jul 17, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Part of why we can rehab these bands is nobody listens to the radio anymore. Their biggest sin was nonstop radio play. I can enjoy ironically (but actually earnestly) listening to Nickelback a few times a year. But it was hell hearing "Photograph" play ten times an hour back in 2006.
jul 17, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I would be OK with going back to hating Nickleback after they did that tour with Kid Rock
jul 17, 2025, 2:00 pm • 26 0 • view
Stop
jul 18, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
What if Coldplay was never actually good? 🤔
jul 17, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
no those bands suck not particularly hard👿
jul 17, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
That damn "Fix You" song being all over the King Kong (Peter Jackson movie) marketing hurt them badly.
jul 17, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
We did nickleback?
jul 17, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Every generation needs its own Steve Miller Band
jul 17, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
The Yugioh 5Ds school of being contemporarily cringe and then overcoming it
jul 17, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
The music isn't the issue. I've never heard anyone say it's bad. It's the plagiarism. No rehabilitating that.
jul 17, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Life in technicolor 2 is a really good song and only liars disagree.
jul 17, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
They're like radiohead if they were a sappy nice guy at the party with a guitar instead of the pretentious genius with a guitar. Either way, who made this guacamole? it's fantastic
jul 17, 2025, 2:01 pm • 6 0 • view
Please sweet Jesus no it's bad enough out here, I so do not need to hear Coldplay in places that should know better
jul 17, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Fourth album was pretty good™️ too
jul 17, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Nickelback????
jul 17, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Nickelback cannot be rehabilitated. This is the line we just draw. The detente must not become a capitulation! They must remain excised from the great dictionary of music maintained by the Pitchforkburo.
jul 17, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
They went from being a Radiohead tribute band (goodish) to being a U2 tribute band (very bad).
jul 17, 2025, 2:20 pm • 3 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
The indecipherable hum when soft satire and brazen sincerity finally overlap
jul 17, 2025, 2:16 pm • 12 0 • view
I call this the "irony poison pill"
jul 17, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
How the hell did we wind up like this? In the end it doesn't even matter. Look at the stars, look how they shine for you!
jul 17, 2025, 2:19 pm • 9 0 • view
you deserve thousands of likes for these two absolute bangers
jul 17, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
This was my opus, Jimbo. I'm guessin' that's all that I've got
jul 18, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
Prelude to a clip
jul 19, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
whoa hold up when was nickelback rehabilitated?
jul 17, 2025, 2:21 pm • 25 0 • view
I feel the same way. Not my cup of tea, but glad they exist. Lots of folks do enjoy both bands music and I’m happy they bring positive energy and enjoyment to them.
jul 17, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
My god you people are PAINFULLY boring. Do you know how many great bands there are and you're rehabilitating a multimillionaire pop band?
jul 18, 2025, 10:15 am • 2 0 • view
I totally agree! Vanilla ice cream is way too spicy!
jul 18, 2025, 10:11 am • 1 0 • view
Another great joke from Jon. How does he do it?
jul 17, 2025, 3:19 pm • 4 0 • view
jul 17, 2025, 3:06 pm • 6 0 • view
I think you should leave now.
jul 17, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m not sure why you just slandered Linkin Park by grouping them with Nickelback but you should take it back.
jul 17, 2025, 4:35 pm • 18 0 • view
Came here to say this.
jul 17, 2025, 6:06 pm • 4 0 • view