i spend $2700 on food per day. i skip breakfast and lunch and for dinner i eat a taco filled with rare jewels and a preserved tortilla autographed by gerald ford
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Simple tastes
jul 25, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
This post is Homestar-runner-coded, and no I will NOT elaborate
jul 25, 2025, 3:58 am • 2 0 • view
nah that’s just jon
jul 25, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah but how much of that is the doordash markup
jul 25, 2025, 8:46 am • 0 0 • view
Ford seems like a lefse guy 🫓
jul 25, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
A Ford tortilla? You poor peasant. A real refined palate wouldn’t touch anything pre Nixon Vice Presidency.
jul 25, 2025, 6:37 am • 1 0 • view
sir, your fibre intake
jul 25, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
Gerald Ford sure autographed a lot of tortillas
jul 25, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view
I don't care. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE RAISINS. 64 more likes people, c'mon.
jul 25, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
Stop buying candles
jul 25, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
Das ist ein ziemlich ungewöhnlicher Autogramm-Stil! Glaubst du, Gerald Ford hatte eine Schwäche für mexikanische Küche?
jul 25, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
I remember seeing ol Gerald sitting at the resolute desk resolutely signing those tortillas. Something about affixing the presidential seal on a circular tortilla in an Oval Office struck me deeply.
jul 25, 2025, 5:34 pm • 4 0 • view
crazy how many tortilla gerald ford was signing back in the day. say what you will but he was truly a visionary at the time. carter barely signed any breads.
jul 25, 2025, 4:13 am • 3 0 • view
That’s silly
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
You know what's BS? There's absolutely 0 nutritional data for gems /or/ jewels. Your tax dollars at work.
jul 25, 2025, 4:55 am • 1 0 • view
spend less on candles
jul 25, 2025, 11:25 am • 10 0 • view
But how… oh, wait, you said it was preserved. That explains it.
jul 25, 2025, 10:31 pm • 3 0 • view
jul 25, 2025, 3:45 am • 6 0 • view
How many of those tortillas exist? They must be appreciating in value as you reduce the population. Sell the last 2 or 3 and make back your investment.
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 12 0 • view
In this economy?
jul 25, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view
a dinner filled to the brim with minerals, you say? Folks, I think we've finally found the rare Discworld variety of internet troll!
jul 25, 2025, 2:06 pm • 4 0 • view
this seems pretty reasonable, but you're probably buying too many candles
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 30 0 • view
Not my taco President
jul 25, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
So that's where all of my preserved tortillas with autographs went...
jul 25, 2025, 4:08 am • 3 0 • view
Don't we all sometimes?
jul 25, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
Boy, ford sure signed a lot of tortillas
jul 25, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
damn I am so late to this. Hi everybody! hows yer mom an dem?
jul 25, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh my. Your intestinal tract must have a lot of resilience!!
jul 25, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
Elite.
jul 25, 2025, 1:47 pm • 1 0 • view
How many of the Ford Tortillas are left at this point?
jul 25, 2025, 12:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Guac is extra Jon
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 4 0 • view
I only spend $2K, but I get a Philly Cheese Steak delivered via Uber from a little place I know.... 500 miles away from my home.
jul 25, 2025, 11:20 am • 2 0 • view
are u dril
jul 25, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
I don't eat like that but my cat does.
jul 25, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Gerald liked to eat tamales with the corn husks still on
jul 25, 2025, 4:10 am • 2 0 • view
Don't even get me started on the price of Faberge eggs
jul 25, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view
someone who is good at the economy help jon budget this. his sandwich shop is dying
jul 25, 2025, 3:57 am • 3 0 • view
Jon, there are jewels at home !
jul 26, 2025, 6:21 am • 0 0 • view
gerald ford doesn't get nearly enough credit for devoting most of his later years to signing tortillas for future generations to enjoy. planting trees for fruit he'll never see
jul 25, 2025, 3:58 pm • 6 0 • view
Thank you for being kind enough to share your money saving hacks with us Jon
jul 25, 2025, 7:23 am • 1 0 • view
jul 25, 2025, 4:08 am • 0 0 • view
Hey, Jon. This sounds good, but what presidentially autographed tortillas would you recommend for families on a budget? I’m not sure we can swing a Gerald Ford.
jul 25, 2025, 3:48 am • 11 0 • view
create a micronation and sign tortillas yourself
jul 25, 2025, 9:41 am • 3 0 • view
Your toilet paper budget must be off the charts. Do you just get a blood transfusion after each time you defecate?
jul 25, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
The imagery!💙🙏thank you for sharing it.
jul 25, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
Is it low carb?
jul 25, 2025, 6:59 am • 1 0 • view
Buy less candles.
jul 25, 2025, 6:28 am • 1 0 • view
Save money and purchase the ones signed by Chevy Chase. They taste exactly the same.
jul 25, 2025, 4:09 am • 8 0 • view
I'm trying to lose a few pounds so I've switched to a Jimmy Carter.
jul 25, 2025, 4:05 am • 1 0 • view
dang, I thought Mexican food was cheap
jul 25, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't know if I'd follow President Ford's lead on Mexican food youtube.com/shorts/r_tnN...
jul 25, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
Thank god he kept signing so many tortillas. People told him he was crazy but he had the vision to see what others could not.
jul 25, 2025, 4:26 am • 17 0 • view
I eat 1 gold flaked hamburger a day and I’m $250k in debt
jul 25, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view
jul 25, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
The wrapping paper of said taco is the original of Richard M. Nixon’s notice of presidential pardon
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
Budget wise, is this working out for you?
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
and let me guess you need help balancing your checkbook. i swear millenials these days
jul 25, 2025, 5:13 am • 9 0 • view
Millennial here. I wrote a spreadsheet that keeps track of my bills, auto-calculates child support, auto-calculates savings, and lets me know how much I would have to earn to get a mortgage. With no eating out, no subscriptions, and no renovating…
jul 25, 2025, 6:07 am • 5 0 • view
I would still have to make 68k/year to afford a 1200/month mortgage. Literally everything is way more expensive, but most companies still think 15/hr is a livable wage. It’s not millennials, it’s the economy.
jul 25, 2025, 6:09 am • 9 0 • view
jul 25, 2025, 12:36 pm • 2 0 • view
you should really cut down to only spending $2675 per day - save you a ton in the long run
jul 25, 2025, 3:54 am • 9 0 • view
Gerald J Ford?
jul 25, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
It'd be $2500 if you got off your lazy butt and walked to the presidential autograph novelty taco stand instead of relying on delivery.
jul 25, 2025, 1:46 pm • 28 0 • view
You know they sell those Gerry Ford tortillas in bulk at Costco, right?
jul 25, 2025, 9:55 pm • 2 0 • view
how many gerald ford autographed tortillas do you have????
jul 25, 2025, 3:42 am • 75 0 • view
One fewer each day
jul 25, 2025, 3:47 am • 99 0 • view
Understandable
jul 26, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
I presume zero, the tortillas having been filled with rare jewels and eaten.
jul 25, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
Biden auto pen scandal ain't got shit on Gerald Ford tortilla auto pen scandal
jul 26, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s amazing what you can get on Fiverr
jul 25, 2025, 3:47 am • 2 0 • view
Laughing too hard to click the like button.
jul 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
Exactly how I thought you and your kind lived smh
jul 25, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
$2700 for jewels ain’t that rare. You need to eat once a month and splurge on the $80k jewels.
jul 25, 2025, 3:46 am • 3 0 • view