i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
that's science
if they're really sick, submerge the patient in the vat like Luke Skywalker in the bacta tank.
I thought they tried this first but nobody could agree on the flavor
Better yet: the entire er is drenched in the wellness goo with littles bridges above for doctors to come through
Ahh, the Lazarus Pitt
I was really hoping you were going to mind meld with me on, hire someone who can shoot blow darts from distance and they stand in the middle and rain fire (medicine) into all the sick people from afar.
*dips my infant son into the wellness vat, holding on to him by only his heel*
Goo! Goo! Goo!
The Pitt is so good!
Doctors hate this one weird trick...
Be careful with this shit! Set a timer and observe it carefully like with a sauna, or you'll accidentally create super-soldiers
Getting put in the wellness vat would fix me
PITT
Put In Pitt
Pail of Intensive Therapy & Treatment
SOMEONE SAY PITT
You can sprinkle a little bit of wellness juice on newborn babies to make sure they have a healthy start in life.
Can I sign up for a dip? $0.02
if its good enough for goku its good enough for the common man
I took prescription pain pills yesterday and woke up this morning with my first hangover in 15 years. When I realized my head was pounding, I thought - THIS is why they call them pain pills. They cause pain.
doctor who did this too, he mixed up the cures to all diseases in a bag and then lured zombie-like sick people into walking through a shower of cure juice
I had the same thought! 😆
We tried that one, pigeon landed in it and got so strong we had to flee the ER. The all-powerful pigeon took over the whole town. Please do not do this!
I used to work in a hospital pharmacy and this is what we did with all the expired medications but we kept it all for ourselves
As an ER Nurse I'm not sure it would work but I am excited to try.
You did it you solved triaging
Floating this at next governance meeting. If the patient floats in the vat I will demand it be called Boisancy
this is how it works in star wars
yeah inventing bacta from first principles. respect.
the therapy vat from empire strikes back would fix me
i think you're onto something
Get me the goo- the goo that heals!
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Hamill almost got fired from the set for his insistence that this scene be fully nude. That’s a body double in a mask. True fact.
There are no bras in Star Wars but you bet your bottom credit there’s goo diapers.
I love how we've all played with the flavor text like dolls.
Being suspended in goo would be great for my joints
Couples goo tanks. Hold on, let me call Shark Tank.
Don’t put sharks in the healing barrel!
Just make sure to not get in a hot tub that has goo in it.
Ranch dressing? That's what heals my soul.
"My god, I've never seen anyone so peaky! Get me the medicine in here right now!" youtu.be/_90HLJ_DYS8?...
The Goo’d Stuff™️
Aloe Vera??
Please, nurse, may I have more goo
“This isn’t a bukkake session, I’m just in need of some serious healing.”
Children yearn for the goo
i need to go in the vat
Dorktown: the Vatsburgh Steelers.
Achilles' heal
underrated
keep this up and you'll soon have a lucrative position in HHS
