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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social

i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel

aug 21, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1,258 92

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Tata Tankie @tatatankie.bsky.social

Barrel of Crack

aug 25, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Your Primary Power @yourprimarypower.bsky.social

Imagine the chaos if liberals turned Cracker Barrel into their favorite hangout. MAGA would lose its mind.

aug 23, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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badscientist97.bsky.social @badscientist97.bsky.social

If it really wanted to innovate, why not Restaurant Restaurant?

aug 21, 2025, 11:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Tim Channel @thetimchannel.bsky.social

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aug 22, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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🐱302czar🐱 @302czar.bsky.social

merge with waffle house: Waffle Barrel, or Cracker House. pick one.

aug 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 5 1 • view
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Jay Bullock, cyclic vomiter @folkbum.bsky.social

Capitalism demands two identical but competing franchises to better serve the masses.

aug 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social

personally, you set me down before a barrel teeming with waffles and you’ll hear no complaints from me for at least an hour

aug 22, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Piano Man @keyboardwriter.bsky.social

This one is like a like a 7/10 on the wallpaper scale

aug 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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chrisleeworld.bsky.social @chrisleeworld.bsky.social

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aug 24, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Are You Serious @areyaserious.bsky.social

bottom of the barrel...?

aug 22, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Renaud @joerenaud.bsky.social

Today's special: Splinters au Derriere.

aug 22, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
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WhisperingSage @whisperingsage.bsky.social

Cracker restaurant

aug 21, 2025, 11:43 pm • 13 0 • view
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social

That’s an arlo Guthrie song

aug 21, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sean Creedon @seancreedon.bsky.social

You can get anything you want, at Cracker's Restaurant, excepting crackers.

aug 22, 2025, 12:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beorio @beorio.bsky.social

youtu.be/Y0AmDtNcNYU?...

aug 22, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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wild-smugness.bsky.social @wild-smugness.bsky.social

More like CraKKKer Barrel am I right?

aug 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Renaud @joerenaud.bsky.social

That's gross, but about 12 years back I was in a CB in Michigan and they still had a smoking section. Now THAT is gross.

aug 22, 2025, 10:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Val @valland.bsky.social

Listen I disagree with the rebranding from a whimsy standpoint bc the new logo is boring as fucj but these weirdos are bringing their weird ass persecution fetish into it so I’m out

aug 22, 2025, 12:40 am • 5 0 • view
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EarthMachine @terramachina.bsky.social

Yeah I sometimes think about cracker barrel too

aug 21, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social

They added another row to the tee game and I'm pissed.

aug 22, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Tim Nelson @tanelson82.bsky.social

Ahhhhh.... is this a hint to what's coming soon. Jon's restaurant barrel sandwich shop?! Will it be open????

aug 22, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Leo Mairena @leotheironrock.bsky.social

Why hasn't humanity created a cracker in the shape of a barrel yet? Is it beyond our current technology?

aug 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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💙🇺🇸DWally🇺🇸💙 @dkwally.bsky.social

😂

aug 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mindbrain: The Thinkener @itsphetz.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 5 0 • view
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Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social

I believe that cracker barrel should've been a cheese.

aug 22, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Ivan A. Betterworld @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social

now is not the time jon, think of the stockholders!!!

aug 21, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social

Edible Barrel.

aug 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Renaud @joerenaud.bsky.social

I used to enjoy those little "rum barrel" hard candies. Wonder whatever happened to those.

aug 22, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
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David Dickson @dickiddaveson.bsky.social

insert Chris Rock quote here

aug 22, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Renaud @joerenaud.bsky.social

Because that's where all the "restaurants" go after Sunday services?

aug 22, 2025, 10:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Dan Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social

Why didn’t you tell anybody? That seems like a pretty selfish thing to just keep a secret.

aug 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social

featuring the piano stylings of the incomparable STEVE ROSS

aug 22, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Jamie @brotherrhino.bsky.social

Can’t believe this is some people biggest problem

aug 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Renaud @joerenaud.bsky.social

I heard some goob complaining to a reporter: "They are destroying white culture!" One of the same people who watch with equanimity while the Trumpers strip the Smithsonian of anything considered to be the least bit "non-white." FFS

aug 22, 2025, 10:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social

Please say Caucasian Cask

aug 21, 2025, 11:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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marcelgarchomp.bsky.social @marcelgarchomp.bsky.social

Wait… the rocking chair store also has a restaurant division?

aug 21, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social

really hard to eat out of a barrel, imo

aug 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net

aug 21, 2025, 11:33 pm • 4 0 • view