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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social

using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair

aug 28, 2025, 12:10 am • 740 62

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Thinkronicity ™ @thinkronicity.bsky.social

Hi Way bigger story. #1630fund #DarkMonsy #Wired #Propagsnda #Dems #Democrats #TaylorLorenz Author www.wired.com/story/dark-m...

aug 28, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Madame Butterflaps @degram.bsky.social

I made the "mnyowwe" noise in my head so I guess you get a follow ugh

aug 30, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social

Does the umpire get the ball?

aug 29, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Maxwell Mercy @maxwellmercy.bsky.social

You should change the diaper first

aug 28, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
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bl👀2e @bl002e.bsky.social

Ohhh, that’s why it’s called serving?

aug 28, 2025, 12:27 am • 8 0 • view
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Scooter @scooter80.bsky.social

Me and my friends had a code for the original NES Tennis (1984) with Mario as the chair ump to change him out when he was making bad calls. No such code existed, but we had it

aug 28, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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VERMIN @legendaryvermin.bsky.social

A scene from the film Kitchen Stories, with an old man sitting at his kitchen table in the foreground, and a middle aged man sitting in his high chair in the background.
aug 28, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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feemus.bsky.social @feemus.bsky.social

Somehow this reminds me of Amy Klobuchar n an airplane eating salad with a comb

aug 28, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
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MadDogHux @maddoghux.bsky.social

This umpire might be more receptive to Harry Carey and a foul call down the line 😅

aug 28, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social

this is so john mcenroe coded (complimentary)

aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view