this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
Haven't seen any "Bsky is dying" posts for awhile and am seeing a sudden influx of "here's an invitation to porn" type posts which sort of suggests Bsky isn't dying.
*raises hand* I’m stupid…
Have you considered maybe you've subscribed to the wrong lists and hashtags? Might I suggest Good Lunch or Cats?
Bye bye magamoron!!!
Maybe more fiber in your diet would help?
This place is okay, but the main problem is that if a basketball player's dong is seen pendulating from the bottom of his shorts, this place is radio silent for about an hour. On the other site, users are uploading screencaps of wiener within 5 seconds.
@jonbois.bsky.social how many people do you think follow you just because of your avatar?
You on Truth Social getting content?
Narrator: Jon was not back in 90 minutes.
Ok, Snowflake.
much brave, so hero, too few such cases!
See ya soon!
Then leave.
Fuck off Mark. Wait...hm..
I've been reading the same thing for months 😅
Cool, take your time.
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Tell us you are a troll and you are not getting fun here, wihout telling us.
This site is based It's okay if it's mid Money is temporary Knowledge is forever The truth is important I enjoy all who speak positive See you later
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it's better than that Nazi bar down the street...
Same time tomorrow Mr. Bois?
Not making any $ will lead to it going defunct. But users are all FUCK YEAH, community over $$! Ok, who is going to pay for the bandwidth? Subscription? Fuck no! The Magic of Community will prevail.
Going to the store?
I guess we've found Mark Cuban's burner account.
Or 90 days or so. It's not just all those things you said. It's a bit like doom scrolling and that's bad for me. There is wonderful art and photography here that I love, but the politics brings out my worst. That's just me. Im going back to my book...but I'll protest and vote dem.
wise words from jon "mark cuban" bois.
damn 90 minutes wait for another banger, this site is dead
Hey, I was trying to get some work done.
The site isn't bad. It's just Twitter 2.0 but with some slight innovation/adjustments.
Called out
Patience! Elon is one K hit away from doing something really dumb that will have them jumping in droves to BlueSky again
have you tried thoughts and prayers? only works if you try really hard
Thanks for the chuckle.
Bluesky User Count 38,576,266 Total Bluesky Users Increasing by 0.5 users per second.
Right😉nobody here is smart but me🤓 I’m heading over to 🦈 tank, see if I can capitalize on my 🧠 See ya in 90 minutes 👋
Mark? Mark Cuban? That you Mark?
I really liked blue sky a lot better when I thought everyone on here would agree with everything I said because I'm me... so everybody better start agreeing with me or the whole thing is gonna fail!
Know eyem thu smawrtist! Due thu reesurch!
Twitter as it ever was
Normalize things being successful that don’t go parabolic. All the bs happens when things get too big anyways.
THE FOOD HERE IS POISON AND THE PORTIONS ARE TOO SMALL.
It’s been 2 hours, sir. This is still a Wendy’s.
It's like the old Yogi Berra quote: "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."
Freedom
thank you for your service
while you were gone we traded Luka again
he’s on the spurs now (wishcasting)
You forgot " It's all the Dems / Libs Fault ! Were all going to die ! " Stay hydrated. It's gonna be a long day...
I blame Gavin Newsome personally. He punches kittens too
Teehehehehehe
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Being addicted to bluesky is actually kind of humiliating. Like how did you get hooked on the suboxone
Hey you're like two weeks early for this.
see we knew he liked the ⚒️
Block him like It´s not tomorrow.
That was from 24.might’ve blocked him, I don’t remember. I certainly never saw a post from him here.
That was nearly a year ago. Did he ever make good his threat?
He's here, but he also got auto-muted for me since he immediately got added to a blocklist. 😄
I've blocked one person. But I've only been here maybe ~60 days.
no idea. I kept this as revealing of media types. Not following him around
Thanks you for your opinion, Mr Cuban...
How does it make money?
I actually *do* think the algorithm disproportionately promotes engagement with the very biggest accounts. I've been trying to make it a point lately to reply / repost / follow, or at minimum, thumb-up posts from much, much smaller accounts.
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@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?
Yes. Everything is true, but nothing is permitted.
Oh Bois oh Bois I want to be there when Graber spanks you for your comedy sketch 😇 May laughter and common sense prevail 🤭
Mark?
Thanks for the update!
Looking forward to it, Jon.
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Why come back ?
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real 15 million merits ending there jon
Jon, eat a Snickers.
We’ll get back to you 😏
Did you graduate from trumps University?
No one ever responds to my posts.. I'm taking my toys and going home.
No one cares Fuck off
They can have my echo chamber when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
This site rules cuz I never see the actual posts jokes like this supposedly refer to
Ok
Ok Elon, I think that's enough ketamine for today.
When a site gets as bad as this one, I recommend buying the site.
These kinda people have no idea you can curate your follows or has any idea that you don’t need to use the discovery tab afterward.
i have no idea who you are and i am going to give you my unsolicited opinion of YOUR opinions because i am the main character of the internet. give me attention.
'Bluesky the Collapse' on Secretbase when?
This would have been better in all caps..............
LOL like you could last 90 minutes
The people here don’t get my jokes, which I can absolutely assure you are VERY VERY funny!!!
This is how you get your clicks?
Mark, is this you?
Thoughts and prayers.
I will raise my hand at the money part. I would certainly be interested to see the numbers, and how that is balancing.
bsky.app/profile/af68...
No one here knows what a joke is apparently.
Clearly. It’s worrisome.
Right? I picked up on the sarcasm immediately. For a lot of people *woosh* right over their heads lol
This is actually a fantastic bot-fishing post
Fo eat some worms
Wait! Quick, before you go, pull my finger.
I can’t believe every single account on here doesn’t like me
Get ofc this site we don’t want you either
@mcuban.bsky.social
All the real stupid is happening on Threads. It is MAGA infested.
seeya
“Paid for by Stefanik for Mayor” 🗽
And the portion sizes are too small
Mark? Is that you?
How can I tell you’re smart, too? I mean just asking. For a friend.
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I take umbrage with some of this.
