me 1 month out of the year: It is my great pleasure to invite you to a theater screening of my documentary. It features much in the way of experimental data visualization techniques. I certainly hope you join us. the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon
its harder to control the embouchure of the flesh around it so how are we supposed to make it sound like a lil trumpet
But if you belly-fart, the gas is coming from high up in the intestines - it wouldn't have had time to travel and ferment. Is it really a fart without the stank?
I mean COME ON tho its RIGHT THERE
And that's why we love you
belly butt, for fartin
It's okay, buddy, 91.7% uptime is pretty good. You'll get to 100% eventually.
Me 1 month out of the year: man, I really want to know what Jon Bois thinks should come out of my belly button
which month is it
No the hell you shouldn't.
Easier to be silent from the belly button, but you would crop dust yourself. It’s a true give and take
Worthwhile trade off.
Farty Bear never gets invited to parties