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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social

Onlookers said it was salami; jury said it was bologna

aug 27, 2025, 2:34 pm • 426 31

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Shai Hulud @sardarji.bsky.social

They were hoping the guy would coppa plea.

aug 27, 2025, 2:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Shai Hulud @sardarji.bsky.social

They = the prosciuttos

aug 27, 2025, 2:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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tomshebar.bsky.social @tomshebar.bsky.social

Points!

aug 27, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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KeithDB @keithdb.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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KeyzDi @keyzdi.bsky.social

Internet points lol ⬆️

aug 27, 2025, 2:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike Samuel 🟣 @mvsamuel.bsky.social

If it ain't Welsh rarebit, you must acquit!

aug 27, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Samuel 🟣 @mvsamuel.bsky.social

(This joke brought to you by [List_of_sandwiches]) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

aug 27, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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memnoch999.bsky.social @memnoch999.bsky.social

So that's what fluffernutter actually is. Only other time I've heard it: criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Fluffer...

aug 27, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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SanDiegoan @solana77.bsky.social

Back and to the Left

aug 27, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anaideia @anaideia.bsky.social

I was going with nothingburger

aug 27, 2025, 2:41 pm • 8 0 • view
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Sacha Prins @sacha.prins.net

This sandwich case is toast.

aug 27, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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R.S.Knight @rsgreen30.bsky.social

I truly chortled

aug 27, 2025, 2:34 pm • 16 0 • view
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Ryukage @ryukage.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 2:40 pm • 17 0 • view
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William Ward-Hyphen @ward-hyphen.bsky.social

Other sources stubbornly cling to the theory that it was a turkey sandwich. The Washington Post continues to investigate.

aug 27, 2025, 5:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nerdy Shoegal @nerdyshoegal.bsky.social

I may have snorted in that one. 🤣

aug 27, 2025, 9:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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MKrebs 🏴🇪🇺🇺🇦 ⚅⚁ ⚂⚂ ⚂⚀ ⚃⚂ @mkrebs.bsky.social

aug 27, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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KateF @angiolilli.bsky.social

Assault with a breadly weapon!

aug 27, 2025, 4:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social

I wonder if they tried to dial up the charges because it's claimed that Subway bread isn't really bread.

aug 27, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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concordian1.bsky.social @concordian1.bsky.social

Ok going on my “wish I’d said that” list. BUT if I said it, my wife would make me sleep on the couch.

aug 27, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social

👏👏👏

aug 27, 2025, 3:43 pm • 2 0 • view