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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social

A lot of horrendous decisions going on there. But even aside from the obvious ones, its just ... so obviously was going to be a pr disaster. What on earth

aug 29, 2025, 9:18 pm • 48 1

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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social

somehow that means Musk's AI gooner girlfriend was the SMARTER IDEA ... Man you fucked up if Musk does something better than you as at least you won't get fucking sued from Taylor Swift!

aug 29, 2025, 9:19 pm • 18 0 • view
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social

Even putting aside the legal risk, just one or two of those celebrities loudly complaining and it will do brand damage more severe than the value of your entire feature. And they obviously would, because it's "flirty" so duh. Like you have to be actively stupid to make this product.

aug 29, 2025, 9:22 pm • 22 1 • view
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social

Yeah is Zuckerberg on drugs or something cause this is a very dumb idea or he's very desperate

aug 29, 2025, 9:24 pm • 22 1 • view
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social

Right. This isn't one of those types of casually evil things like doing something antisocial and making off like bandits from it. It's one of those casually evil things like shooting yourself in the knees at 2am in order to wake your neighbors

aug 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 29 3 • view
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

This is the legal equivalent of climbing your own steeple during a thunderstorm and pointing at the sky, daring god to strike

aug 29, 2025, 9:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

No one understands what point you’re trying to make, it’s clear that you’re just deeply invested in making terrible decisions to make some dubious money

aug 29, 2025, 9:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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transparent, parent of a trans kid @cleanwindows.bsky.social

just imagine all the shit covered by NDAs that is internal use only

aug 29, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

I would rather not

aug 29, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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transparent, parent of a trans kid @cleanwindows.bsky.social

okay, but to make the point, you have to at least imagine imagining it

aug 29, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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transparent, parent of a trans kid @cleanwindows.bsky.social

c'mon work with me here

aug 29, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

I think I can handle it at that distance, sure

aug 29, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social

seems like zuck is trying to bring back the old hits www.thecrimson.com/article/2003...

aug 29, 2025, 9:42 pm • 5 0 • view
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Carthaged @carthaged.bsky.social

It’s especially weird because everyone involved knows that name and likeness was dangerous territory, and has always known that was a live possibility. They’re still headquartered in California, the place with the most pronounced interest in protecting the name and likeness do celebrities.

aug 29, 2025, 9:29 pm • 19 2 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

Believe it or not, Tennessee arguably has even more vigorous protections.

aug 29, 2025, 9:35 pm • 21 1 • view
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Sdiver100 @sdiver100.bsky.social

And Indiana

aug 29, 2025, 9:43 pm • 7 1 • view
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Carthaged @carthaged.bsky.social

I forgot about Tennessee but it makes sense they have a tremendous number of musicians and a big music business legal community down there

aug 29, 2025, 9:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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kevinrsours.bsky.social @kevinrsours.bsky.social

They have Elvis.

aug 30, 2025, 6:51 am • 1 0 • view
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kevinrsours.bsky.social @kevinrsours.bsky.social

I still don't think I'd like to fuck around with California's version.

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

None of those options appear mutually exclusive.

aug 29, 2025, 9:25 pm • 12 1 • view
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Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social

I feel like they’re just trying to beat us down to the point where nothing really matters anymore.

aug 29, 2025, 9:21 pm • 7 0 • view
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Anne-Marie W. Clark 👩‍👧‍👦🐶⚖️😷🌎🚢📚🌦️⚜️ @amwclark.bsky.social

Back to the root of what Zuckerberg was doing in the first place, fantasizing about girls they can't have.

aug 29, 2025, 9:29 pm • 9 0 • view
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Glonzo Journalism @scriban.bsky.social

They don’t care.

aug 29, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katherine @katvanzan.bsky.social

It's like Zuck's attitude toward women was formed when his HS junior/senior self couldn't get a date for the prom. 🤷‍♀️ He'll never get over it, will he?

aug 29, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view