The toddler tshirt ad.. 1000 times a day. Ahhhh!

Been blaming my daughter for a stray click and was unable to turn the firehouse off. That alone was enough to leave. I mean, good lord, what primitive social media can’t even personalise ads.

I was accosted by Betr ads every other post

I swear if I accidentally clicked on one more Temu ad…

There’s def an inverse correlation between frequency of impressions and a desire to open a wallet…

But oh do I have the perfect a cup holder to sell you! I feel like half the ads dealt with you need this in your car as if I was driving while reading twit posts. Oh wait a minute, maybe they do know their demographic 🤣

The goddamn AI generated, alphabet soup-named dropshippers! Xylevix. Ziyagp. Klovixx. I made all of those. Or no I didn’t. You don’t know. Nobody knows.

The ones all selling the same product hahahahahah

The grandma bra. I never want to see that one again.

And T shirts Don't forget the t shirts

T-shirts with photoshopped celebrities

And the fugly blankets.

It felt as if I spent my life blocking t shirt posts that were rally ads. They were never-ending.

Well I was getting ads for sex toys, so I feel like I’m the lucky one here

lol me too! 😳

Me too!

You must’ve been doing something right.

😎💅

😂

No sex bots here!

I hope BlueSky has a way to mass block the sex bots … ugh

Yet

Actually... I was horrified this morning after a sex bot started following me... But there's a block feature here too.

[derogatory]

?

I was making a juvenile joke about the lack of sex bots being a bad thing, using a gen z lingo thing. It was meant to be facetious. Didn’t work, didn’t land, clearly.

YES!!! I was getting followed by a million sex bots! I was like “wut?”

This sex bots were the least terrible thing about X

Lol

Hope it stays that way. For real.

I was going to say how nice it is that I don’t have to constantly check my followers to block the sex bots😂

No really, I got a couple of chats already and blocked them.

That's so good to hear. At Threads, I'd get a follow request and open it and find some woman's cookies in my face. It got the point where I'd open a legitimate account with dread, only to happily find she's a Democrat from MI who knits, drinks tea, and has an adorable cat.

The safe accounts 😆😆😆

Ok before I put my readers on I that fingernail pointing emoji was a popsicle of some sort

😂

This made me lol so much I needed the laughs, thanks

60-year-old dude and I kept getting ads for bras. First they were for small-breasted folks, then I guess they thought they needed to tweak it since I never bought one, so then they turned to bras for more full-figured folks. 🤷

Ha! I was getting those small breasted women’s bras ads, and I laughed because if they truly were targeted ads, they would know better, given I’m a DD 🤣

I mean, they look like they do the job, and probably fine if I ever started wearing one, but not the best market identification.

🤣

I had to block a few sex seeking perverts daily.

Oh, I was getting those too. My husband was scrolling threw one day last week and a full-out porno was playing. He said oh my god!! Showed me the phone and not what he was expecting on X. But they did pass that rule about porn. So we shouldn't be surprised.

Elon is in his YOLO era

I was getting relentless Monopoly and video game ads.

Me too....

The algorithm doesn't lie! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣😎💅

🤣

So was I. And the first one i actually watched because I thought it was some strange kids toy.

WELP. That sent your algorithm down the toilet. 😆

I love it.

Me too!

We are the cool kids, obviously 😎

Duhh

Me too!

LOL Thanks I needed that laugh

Dang. I'm jealous....I was never offered sex toys!

😎

I did too! Yes somehow it is the Trump adds that are stuck in my brain!

With the AI model who was not quite The Rock

Or the disgusting anime p*rn that would pop up on occasion. No Paris Hilton trying to sell me some app, etc etc.

I have credit that I can’t get to because there’s so many spin the wheels. 😅

I saw six ads for truth social within about a 5-minute scroll. That pretty much broke me.

I especially like the video showing me the rolling toilet paper dispenser with the shampoo drawer.