normal posture is woke

That is the posture - and panicked expression - of a man who is singularly focused on preventing something being ejected out of his back end. Like imminently.

I think he’s within 2 years of appearing mostly human.

Someone run out there and reboot him!

He’s got the Trump dead-arms part right but he’s missing the slight forward tilt.

Look at Christie! He’s trying to model the forward tilt for Ron.

Which is weird. Because he's wearing big enough lifts, you'd assume the forward lean would just occur.

Which should be easy given the lifts in his shoes.

Recipe for face plant in those lifts

Make him drink a glass of water.

If he’s wearing lifts that would probably make him fall over.

He can't lean over, the jacket button will go. Why they would dress him for an hourglass figure is unclear, unless his campaign staff hates him.

If EVERYONE wears a red tie, does anyone really project authority? I mean DeSantis looks like my kid singing a solo in the 3rd grade Christmas pageant.

I want one of these jokers to show how he's not a RINO and wear a red suit.

He’s afraid that if he tilts forward he might fall down, or people might think he’s a progressive. 😁

That posture is known as the centaur. I worked very hard to generate a suitably instructive image of the effect, but this is the best I could do.

if he tilted any further forward he'd topple right out of his heels

It's a remarkable level of awkward.

Gepetto must have fallen asleep.

Someone downloaded the 3d Asset, but hasn't rigged it for motion yet.

Did Debate.exe crash?

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Unfortunately when DeSantis was learning to stand like a human person - his model was Donald Trump, and it will be his undoing.

When you aren't ready to admit that you can't fit into your old suit.

More proof that they’re all weird.

It’s what happens when you hang your hammock under your hero’s nutsack.

How can those fucks not afford a tailor?

Junior is 100% trying to sneak Jimmy Johns into a movie theater.

It's how you have to stand if you have more than a couple inches of lifts in your shoes. And maybe a full diaper

It’s more than just lifts anyway. I have a cousin that wears lifts (he’s only 5’2”) but he doesn’t stand like Frankenstein’s monster waiting for a spray tan to dry.

I actually started calling him RanDeSantis when I saw this picture, because he reminded me of Randy from A Christmas Story in his snowsuit when he couldn't put his arms down. 😂

RanDeSantis looked like a tick about to pop!

Kudos to whoever stuffed that suit, he looks so lifelike!

In the fashion world this is called “sun-bloated raccoon corpse” chic.

The guy is completely void of any self-awareness.

There’s a metaphor for machine learning in there…somewhere

I think it’s all about adding a few inches to your height with hidden heel inserts or something.

The standing thing is maybe the best evidence in favor of lizard man conspiracy theories.

That top button is holding on for dear life

Ok so desantis is piloting a Mechsuit Brain style it's not just lifts

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He's in his Power Saver mode

He’s vogueing

You try debating in heels.

Maybe he can ask Nikki for tips

well he is competing for the Trump Lane (candidate who stands the most normal)

He looks like a hologram not quite sized or positioned correctly behind his podium.

behind his *lectern

Yes

I don't know how he manages that but Ron always looks like his jacket is 1-2 sizes too small.

Nikki is coolest

I'll have you know that's an actual real human being standing as actual real human beings stand.

What do you want from it? The unit knew it was in Idle Mode, not Public Address Mode. Idle Mode means the servo actuators in the torso and shoulders default to standby status. They can spin up to the full range of gestures in less than two seconds. In short, the battery won't last the whole debate.

desantis do the Voight-Kampff test challenge

RONNIE WAS A BAD BOY HE GETS NO PUDDING

Crooks often form gangs. What a wrecking crew.

He looks like he's wearing an inflatable suit

His calves must be on fire

That guy used to deliberately mimic Trump’s hand gestures at the podium. So weird.

at the *lectern

Proof that he's a NPC

And here I thought those high heels would give him the power pose. He looks like a fresh stripper about to perform for the first time.

Hand on hip is a strange look.

Did he at least stop trying to awkwardly smile?

Very human-like.

100 squirrels in an overcoat would look more human.

That bot needs a firmware update.

😂

The GPU shortage is hurting everybody in different ways.

It’s the heels :-)