WE TRIED TO WARN YOU • Feed
avatar
WE TRIED TO WARN YOU @cogenteur.bsky.social

Sadly, there's no more [commercially available] real root beer. The woke outlawed sassafras back in 1960.

aug 22, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0

Replies

avatar
WE TRIED TO WARN YOU @cogenteur.bsky.social

You can't sell it if it contains sassafras OR asbestos!

aug 22, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view