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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

just thought you all should know that august 24th is the date the tik tok psychics have been predicting it will happen; wouldn’t it be amazing to get to believe in magic again

aug 24, 2025, 2:32 pm • 248 12

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ⁿⁱⁿᵉᵗʸˢⁱˣᵗᵉᵃʳˢ @ninetysixtears.bsky.social

with last nights black moon - anything is possible.

aug 24, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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StayingCovidSafe @starlightshelling.bsky.social

😬

aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Corey Jay @coreyj.bsky.social

What if it was spectacular, like he falls down the stairs of Air Force one? Or he gets back up on the roof and falls and breaks his neck? Maybe he goes to visit his goons and holds a gun for a photo op and it explodes? I know a pack of wild dogs is too much to hope for in DC, but a girl can dream.

aug 24, 2025, 3:09 pm • 9 0 • view
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social

A massive sinkhole opening up in which he disappears, never to be found again. That way he's already a good part of the way in the direction he's bound for in the afterlife.

aug 25, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mash @itismashagain.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

*nods knowingly* the start of Toyotathon

aug 24, 2025, 2:33 pm • 84 0 • view
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BoShek Horseman @boshekhorseman.bsky.social

society went to hell when we started saying Toyotathon and not Happy Hondadays

aug 24, 2025, 2:35 pm • 26 3 • view
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folderal @folderal.bsky.social

The power of AI can bring Perry Como back to life to sing the Happy Hondadays jingle in a future commercial.

aug 24, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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ElderlyWhiteHippie @cynthianevil.bsky.social

Did the previous Toyotathon end last night?

aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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あしたのジェフ @ashitanojeff.bsky.social

I want to believe.

aug 24, 2025, 2:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Charles Bryan, Part-Time Cat Bed @charleshbryan.bsky.social

All I want is a well-placed lightning bolt at a golf course, right at the top of the back swing.

aug 24, 2025, 3:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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AGTMADCAT 🇺🇳 @agtmadcat.bsky.social

Ah that puts some other things into context, thanks for the explanation!

aug 24, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joey Go Far @joegofar.bsky.social

🤞🤞

aug 24, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social

But the YouTube tarot people have been saying October. 🤔 Eventually, someone is going to be right 😅

aug 24, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social

(My cards also predict October as a reckoning for Kristi 😂 we'll see!)

aug 24, 2025, 2:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just Jen @tenej-jen.bsky.social

I do wonder given the circumstances if there is a uniquely operational response plan already in place for this. It’s not like they aren’t well aware of the conditions.

aug 24, 2025, 3:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social

It's literally just going to be Stephen Miller seizing the reins, Vance putting on his very best big boy clothes and pretending he matters, and all of Trump's weird hyperfixations and vendettas no longer being pursued the genuine evil will continue, more focused than ever

aug 24, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just Jen @tenej-jen.bsky.social

Given past in-fighting, I wonder how the billionaires might grab control. None of them have any respect for laws, regulations, procedures, or norms. They may fight worse with Trump no longer the maga leader. Both Vance and Miller are missing his demagogue’s presence, and are just tools for P25.

aug 25, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social

Did you see The Death of Stalin? I have high hopes that it goes something like that.

aug 24, 2025, 3:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Just Jen @tenej-jen.bsky.social

I am hoping too.

aug 24, 2025, 3:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Aimee Giese @greeblehaus.com

aug 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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oweknow3.bsky.social @oweknow3.bsky.social

This is my wife's birthday and I want this for her so bad lol. Would be just the coolest thing ever for the rest of our lives

aug 24, 2025, 3:17 pm • 11 0 • view
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

I’m also rooting for your wife’s special day!

aug 24, 2025, 3:33 pm • 7 0 • view
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Wood Picture Maker Man @humanpersonman.bsky.social

God I want your wife to have a happy birthday so goddamn bad

aug 25, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social

You could get “He’s dead” themed gifts for her for the rest of your lives and it wouldn’t get old.

aug 24, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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katheo.bsky.social @katheo.bsky.social

I know she deserves this (we all do)

aug 24, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew @wisemana.bsky.social

I’m at a Wilco concert, maybe that’s it

aug 24, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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💙 Leslie 💙 @jazzzzzy.bsky.social

Not bloody likely

aug 24, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social

sending prayers (Taoist Alchemy)

Actually, he's Jeon Woo-chi the Taoist Wizard, known in the States as WOOCHI: THE DEMON HUNTER, but I really like his hat.
aug 24, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mark S @angularaccel.bsky.social

You mean when The Silence of the Orange happens?

aug 24, 2025, 6:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Justin Bryant @justinwriter.bsky.social

It’s my birthday so this would be doubly great. Of course I understand that for some people the other thing happening would probably be a little more significant than my birthday.

aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

Happy birthday either way!

aug 24, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Justin Bryant @justinwriter.bsky.social

Thanks 🤗

aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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tlc1975.bsky.social @tlc1975.bsky.social

Yes. We've all forgotten about magic and lost much of our muchness....

aug 24, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jesse Berney @jesseberney.com

I still kind of want him to die in prison

aug 24, 2025, 2:33 pm • 9 0 • view
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social

The destination is more important than the journey.

aug 24, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jesse Berney @jesseberney.com

When you don't believe in an afterlife, you have to take your comeuppance here on Earth.

aug 25, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

That outcome is so far removed from any reality I see available, I have more faith in a tik tok psychic than even the hint of that possibility.

aug 24, 2025, 2:36 pm • 43 0 • view
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folderal @folderal.bsky.social

Death is still an inevitability, at least, though I expect the GOP congress will grant any request he be buried in the $800,000,000,000 Qatari 747.

aug 24, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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James @mayornaise.bsky.social

I unfortunately agree with you M. Just one more underpinning of our lives taken by that wretched little man, justice.

aug 24, 2025, 2:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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oweknow3.bsky.social @oweknow3.bsky.social

It literally wont happen. It would take years for his capital to decline to a point where that was even a possibility because the opposition are scared of their own shadows. He just flat out doesn't have that much time left.

aug 24, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wood the Storyteller @woodthestoryteller.bsky.social

YES, GET HIM!!!

aug 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social

it's a little early for my birthday... but if you're up there listening Superman,

aug 24, 2025, 2:41 pm • 3 0 • view