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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social

so they want me to reduce stress while being alive, sentient and living in america. OH! wait was my doctor telling me to do drugs

aug 25, 2025, 6:14 pm • 224 14

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social

Can... Can I see this doctor

aug 25, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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tjmorris9.bsky.social @tjmorris9.bsky.social

I think your responses are completely reasonable.

aug 25, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social

That’s the only logical conclusion

aug 25, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social

last night at 4 am i was literally googling "is there an anxiety med i can take but only sometimes that won't make me sleepy or weird" and the answer is pretty much "no" lol

aug 25, 2025, 6:19 pm • 13 1 • view
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scorriganworks.bsky.social @scorriganworks.bsky.social

But doctor. The WORLD is pagliaci

aug 25, 2025, 6:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social

Indica it is.

aug 25, 2025, 6:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Charles S. Freeman, Ordinary Time Lord @cspencef.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 9:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Philip Martin @philipmartin.bsky.social

Yes.* If you have the means and live in a state in which it is possible, edibles can really take the edge off of… all of this . Or so, I have been told . By reliable sources Very reliable . YMMV. *Please note this is not medical advice

aug 25, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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happiness-ethereal.bsky.social @happiness-ethereal.bsky.social

😁

aug 26, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63 @krasdale.bsky.social

If ever there's been a time to take up paint huffing...

aug 25, 2025, 6:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social

I knew a guy called Cokie (never saw him do coke) who was always huffing paint in a large trash bag. Told him I was going to get him a shirt that said Flammable on the chest. I heard he lit a cig one day and disappeared.

aug 25, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Barry Crain @barrycrain.bsky.social

did your doctor tell you to reduce stress by writing a series of three-panel gags, because that appears to be what you're doing

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matthew Jee @freedomforall.net

A pilot lit up before passing it to me on a flight from Mexico to Belize. This is a person your doctor might learn from. "Do don't say".

aug 25, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ron Hogan @ronhogan.bsky.social

I hear ketamine does a pretty bang up job of making you oblivious to the world. Either that or billions of dollars. It was something Elon Musk had, at any rate.

aug 25, 2025, 6:36 pm • 3 0 • view