my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours and i'm like we are not pitting women against each other at this late age. all milkshakes are valid and beautiful
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You could teach them, but you'd have to charge, because capitalism commodifies even the abundant gifts God grants freely
sep 2, 2025, 4:32 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
don't π ask π women π for π free π milkshake π labor π
sep 2, 2025, 5:02 pm β’ 9 0 β’ view
If you give a man a milkshake, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to milkshake, he eats for life
sep 2, 2025, 5:05 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
Gitchya a nanny goat π
sep 3, 2025, 2:20 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Smh in wonder. That was just brilliant.
sep 3, 2025, 3:10 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
these boys are the reason all the milkshakes i know wish they could find another milkshake to drink them instead
sep 2, 2025, 4:21 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
That's why I get both chocolate and vanilla when getting Farm Show milkshakes.
sep 2, 2025, 10:06 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Iβll teach you. With free public education. No charge.
sep 2, 2025, 6:33 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Must be nice not to have to charge for milkshake lessons. Your privilege is showing.
sep 2, 2025, 4:18 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
since I'm here any way perhaps i could cut the grass, pull some weeds, spread mulch, or rake leaves for you?
sep 2, 2025, 4:21 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
sep 2, 2025, 4:28 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
sep 2, 2025, 4:30 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
This would certainly bring to an end the exorbitant fees charged for milkshake education.
sep 2, 2025, 4:25 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Oh my God, is that what that song is about??
sep 2, 2025, 6:05 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
ββ
sep 2, 2025, 4:50 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view