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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

*swallow* thanks for the lasagna, lady, but, uh. pasta la vista?

aug 31, 2025, 5:50 am • 3 0

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Hot Vermin Summer @sciencehippies.bsky.social

Yeah but my parents were 30 min away so I had to endure everybody talking about their first time Finding Jesus. I listened to like 5 girls recite these religious experiences but when it came my turn, I couldn’t even fake it.

aug 31, 2025, 5:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

lol. it sounds like a good story or scene though. "I found Him in my sofa, along with my phone and a LOT of cat hair. Wanna see?"

aug 31, 2025, 5:59 am • 3 0 • view