That, or council-employed snipers. You don’t even need to have them there year-round, just a couple of high-profile headshots during tourist season will send a message
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I reckon a few staff with water guns, same for the deer in phoenix park. It would quickly become common knowledge.
jul 22, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Chill her down to -2 degrees so that hands (and tongues) will stick to her.
jul 22, 2025, 12:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Machine-gun jubblies. Or just wire them to the mains. Touchy touchy, shocky shocky!
jul 22, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Could we, and hear me out here, electrify her?
jul 22, 2025, 12:14 pm • 5 0 • view
Was thinking the same. Or possibly pop on a nice chunky Aran jumper?
jul 22, 2025, 12:16 pm • 4 0 • view
We're all thinking the same..........
jul 22, 2025, 12:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Campaign with this slogan? Leave Molly M alone!
jul 22, 2025, 12:27 pm • 3 0 • view
We already have the poster from @selkies.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/selk...
jul 22, 2025, 2:16 pm • 6 1 • view
Oh, this is fantastic. LETS DO IT!!
jul 22, 2025, 2:42 pm • 2 0 • view