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Daniel Aegan: Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social

JD Vance walks up to the podium. A hush comes over the press junket. “Hey, guys, guess what I’m about to be sworn in as!”

sep 2, 2025, 6:44 pm • 3 1

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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social

walks up to the *lectern

sep 2, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Aegan: Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social

I also misused the term “press junket” you cocky fuckin podium.

sep 2, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social

I like to stay focused. 😑 –Cocky Fuckin *Lectern

sep 2, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Aegan: Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social

Fuckin dais.

sep 2, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social

fuckin *lectern

sep 2, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Aegan: Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social

Goddam pulpit

sep 2, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social

r u mad at all the furnitures 🤔

sep 2, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view