“I mean, if the team WANTS the pit. I strongly CAUTION AGAINST IT but. They say they’re strong swimmers and have rappelled before. A few of them claim to ‘know parkour’ after playing Assassin’s Creed/watching that one The Office episode. Who am I to judge. I just have 30 years of experience.”
"If the team WANTS the pit" almost took me out
Usually the team also knows about the pit being bad so we're all just looking around the circle (or DMing eachother) but then a lead (disclaimer - not all leads of course) chimes in and is like "wow guys let's get excited about the pit"
"Look I jumped into the pit once and made $30 bazillion dollarbucks twenty years ago so that means every time I jump into the pit we'll make another $50 fafillion dollarbucks IT'S JUST MATH and definitely not a fluke."
you're gonna make me get myself in trouble
Six months later the same person is standing around the pit going,
"if the team WANTS the pit" aka "we have a really passionate team of developers"