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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

Wait a second, Pennsylvania is instituting state standards demanding that kindergartners learn about entrepreneurship and "developing a personal brand"? www.pa.gov/content/dam/...

may 5, 2025, 5:06 pm • 195 53

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Furious GenX Female @genxisfurious.bsky.social

David THE Nose Picker (TM)

may 5, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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PeculiarSusan @peculiarsusan.bsky.social

Jeremy Wet Pants™️

may 6, 2025, 1:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Don Noble @donek311.bsky.social

Glad we're trying to get out of here even more now.

may 6, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
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anakrose.bsky.social @anakrose.bsky.social

This is so grim.

may 6, 2025, 1:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jessamyn Dukes @rhymeswithspecimen.bsky.social

no 😭 I hate it

may 5, 2025, 8:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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RigbyTheDog @rigbythedog.bsky.social

What are kindergartners going to sell? In an LLC? And what happens when a big corporation wants to buy out the little tikes’ lemonade stands? Will the kindergartners be required to develop an app for POS?

may 5, 2025, 6:54 pm • 8 0 • view
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BearPondBoy 🧿 @bearpondboy.bsky.social

Grooming much?

may 6, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
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LordBobTX @lordbobtx.bsky.social

"Why have all the 1st graders started taking anxiety medication?"

may 6, 2025, 6:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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LordBobTX @lordbobtx.bsky.social

At which grade level does "learn to exploit others" appear?

may 6, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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LordBobTX @lordbobtx.bsky.social

This is some diabolical shit.

may 6, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Uphold Karl Polanyi Thought @highestmarx.bsky.social

I rebuke this

Some of Pennsylvania’s proposed K-12 standards: Substrand Kindergarten to Grade 2 Grades 3 to 5 Grades 6 to 8 Grades 9 to 12 Work ethic 13.3.K-2.D Build an awareness of the importance of a positive work ethic as a means to learn and grow. 13.3.3-5.D Identify attributes of a positive work ethic. 13.3.6-8.D Demonstrate a positive work ethic. 13.3.9-12.0 salyze and reflect upon t ficacy of your work eth 4. Personal Interests and Career Planning Develop a personal brand 13.4.K-2.A Describe qualities of people who are successful. 13.4.3-S.A Identify personal strengths and successes. 13.4.6-8.A Identify ways to market yourself as a job candidate. 13.4.9-12.A Strategically market yourself as a job candidate. Identify personal interests 13.4.K-2.B Identify current interests and skills. 13.4.3-S.B Connect personal interests and abilities to potential career choices. 13.4.6-8.8 Relate careers to personal interests, abilities, and aptitudes. 13.4.9-12.8 Evaluate career options based on personal interests, abilities, aptitudes, achievements, and goals. Research careers 13.4.K-2.C Explore career choices and identify the knowledge and skills associated with different types of careers. 13.4.3-5.C Discuss resources available in researching career opportunities. 13.4.6-8.C Evaluate a variety of methods to research careers that align with personal interests, values, strengths, dna carcer 8oals 13.4.9-12.C Use a variety of methods to research careers that align with personal interests, values, strengths, and career goals.
may 5, 2025, 6:59 pm • 15 1 • view
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tgunsh.bsky.social @tgunsh.bsky.social

I’m stuck on the first row…which is meaningless. Their work ethic is inherently part of their grade, but a grade is often not indicative of any individual’s work ethic. If the kids do the work, I can evaluate their grasp of my subjects. Getting them to work is the hard part of the job.

may 5, 2025, 8:49 pm • 8 0 • view
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tgunsh.bsky.social @tgunsh.bsky.social

But all of this is awful. We have various types of business classes in HS for kids who are interested, but preparing 12 year olds for job interviews? And “marketing” themselves? 🤦‍♂️

may 5, 2025, 8:53 pm • 13 0 • view
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Rumpole of the Bayou @rumpolebayou.bsky.social

Kindergarteners will “Explore career choices and identify the knowledge and skills associated with different types of careers.” Hopefully that’s a fancy way of describing a visit to the fire station.

13.4.K-2.C Explore career choices and identify the knowledge and skills associated with different types of careers.
may 6, 2025, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social

Someone with a surface-level knowledge of Bloom’s taxonomy and no desire to learn more put this together

may 6, 2025, 12:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Lisa @frothyfullcup.bsky.social

seems like an AI created rubric. towards the bottom it calls for k-2 students to identify their skills and interests.

may 6, 2025, 1:43 am • 9 0 • view
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Britni @moxiecotton.bsky.social

AI or someone whose never spent any actual time with a child. I’d love to know what my ECE professors thought of this nonsense.

may 6, 2025, 12:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jesse Cohn @jessecohn.bsky.social

Capitalism is a cult.

may 6, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sam Concklin ✍️ @concklincomics.bsky.social

Planning for their career is the last thing a 6-year-old needs to worry about What a shockingly out-of-touch policy

may 6, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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alcantarense.bsky.social @alcantarense.bsky.social

evil evil evil

may 6, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arthur Goldstein @teacherarthurg.bsky.social

wow.I was playing with toy trucks and blowing bubbles in my milk. A personal brand? Do they think we're cows?

may 5, 2025, 11:21 pm • 18 0 • view
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Maud Hart @hartsigns.bsky.social

It's like business school for children, weird

may 6, 2025, 4:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Christopher Deutsch @drchrisdeutsch.bsky.social

The content creator-ification of our lives continues apace.

may 5, 2025, 8:12 pm • 14 0 • view
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❤️🧡💛🌈🕉️ Lady Lazarus 🕉️🌈💚💙💜 @moira11.bsky.social

As a teacher, this shit sickens me. Kindergartners need to learn number sense and letters, not entrepreneurship, ffs!

may 6, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

Hillsdale's rationale for classical ed rests on explicit rejection of "corporate interests" in education and I really think it's possible to make much more inclusive, POPULAR arguments for teaching literature in schools

may 5, 2025, 5:48 pm • 66 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

I keep saying this: book bans are part of a much broader, maybe even uglier, issue

may 5, 2025, 5:51 pm • 97 6 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

It’s important to say that students are more than just future workers, and that reading and writing about literature are for more than just developing “job skills”

may 5, 2025, 8:15 pm • 234 55 • view
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Will @lecarre.bsky.social

Absolutely

may 6, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
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PeculiarSusan @peculiarsusan.bsky.social

I won’t go off on the history of American public education. I won’t go off on the history of American public education. I won’t go off on the history of American public education.

may 6, 2025, 1:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jennifer Berkshire @jenniferberkshire.bsky.social

Can you share the source for this? I'm working on something related!

may 7, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

at school now, will get it to you later!!

may 7, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jennifer Berkshire @jenniferberkshire.bsky.social

Thanks so much. I’d love to interview you for the piece I’m working on!

may 7, 2025, 4:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

P 13 for starters, there's another doc too that I'm trying to find-- k12.hillsdale.edu/k12/media/Do...

may 8, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Jennifer Berkshire @jenniferberkshire.bsky.social

Thanks - very helpful!

may 8, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

No problem, will keep digging (have read a lot about it recently, so many PDFs and open tabs), and happy to talk sometime if that'd be helpful too

may 8, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Jennifer Berkshire @jenniferberkshire.bsky.social

I’d love to chat. Will follow up by email!

may 8, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social

Whatever the problem is, Hillsdale is not the solution.

may 6, 2025, 1:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Amelia Patterson L.M.T. @apattersonmassage.bsky.social

What... the... fuck....

may 6, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margaret Thornton @maggiethornton.bsky.social

The rights of workers section for that grade level is left "intentionally blank" for Pete's sake!

may 6, 2025, 1:30 pm • 9 0 • view
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Live.Love.Laugh. @monarchmagic.bsky.social

Absolute insanity. Have any of these people spent 20 mins in a room with 25+ 5 & 6 yr olds?

may 6, 2025, 1:48 am • 7 0 • view
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Kristina of ⭐️⭐️ @maytagsmom.bsky.social

I can tell you, no, they have not.

may 6, 2025, 12:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Live.Love.Laugh. @monarchmagic.bsky.social

lol right. Kind of rhetorical question.

may 6, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bitterzoose @apwnyc.bsky.social

time to self-deport

may 5, 2025, 7:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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Matt (Communes with the night) @hwbrgdtse.bsky.social

Fucking christ

may 6, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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si oppington @stillwellgray.ca

about time, all the 5 year olds i know are terrible brand ambassadors

may 6, 2025, 1:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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Éireann @eireannmor.bsky.social

oh god

may 5, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Derek Buckaloo @dbuckaloo.bsky.social

We should be “banning the concept of ‘personal brands,’” instead! 🤷‍♂️

may 5, 2025, 11:22 pm • 10 0 • view
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Will @lecarre.bsky.social

That’s wrong.

may 6, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Annie Abrams @annieabrams.bsky.social

How so?

may 6, 2025, 2:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Will @lecarre.bsky.social

A reply tailored to “bluesky” would have simply noted that cattle are branded; and in so much as they are able to escape capture cattle are entrepreneurial. 😊

may 6, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Will @lecarre.bsky.social

A human being shouldn’t aspire to being/having a “personal brand” (not as the term is understood in ordinary language). As for the entrepreneurial aspect, so long as it is treated as a pursuit among many other equally worthy life paths then fine. 1/2

may 6, 2025, 12:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Will @lecarre.bsky.social

Human beings, to me, are living beings with intellectual/emotional/spiritual needs/attributes that sb in an environment that nurture and allow those needs to freely develop. Human life is an artistic existence and sb viewed as such.

may 6, 2025, 12:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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[ caterpillar noises ] 🐛 @floppyflower.bsky.social

Marketing yourself as a job candidate begins in grade 6? They are getting serious about the child labour I guess.

may 6, 2025, 12:44 pm • 13 0 • view
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Ms Sunburst @mssunburst.bsky.social

I am sorry, but WTF?

may 6, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Avery Feingold @murgytroyd.bsky.social

This is fully too easy to satirize. Although the "developing a personal brand" language is icky, it does feel somewhat grade-appropriate.

From the standards document, under the standard
may 6, 2025, 7:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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In-Cand-Nito @wormfood-local-510.bsky.social

*I* don’t want to learn that. It’s evident that these jackals have not tried to explain economics to children before, because this is how you make a generation of completely nihilistic anticapitalists.

may 6, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Special K @speshulk7.bsky.social

This is all part of another long term game plan by the right to impose their amoral will on Americans. Will we be able to stop it this time?

may 6, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael Ekstrand @md.ekstrandom.net

but not workers' rights.

may 6, 2025, 1:33 am • 6 0 • view
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Sydney Carton @quodnomenmihiest.bsky.social

This is the "personal brand" these "standards" are looking for. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Hitler Youth Hitler Youth
may 6, 2025, 9:12 am • 12 0 • view
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K Fitz 🌮 @badlandslib.bsky.social

🤦🏼‍♀️ I have a PhD in consumer psychology, and I HATE the whole concept of your personal brand. Way too self conscious and annoying.

may 6, 2025, 1:55 am • 15 0 • view
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Scott Marshall 🇨🇦 @scottmarshall.bsky.social

And for most, absolutely pointless

may 6, 2025, 2:07 am • 8 0 • view
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K Fitz 🌮 @badlandslib.bsky.social

The worst in when HR and employers in general started asking about it in job interviews. Unless you’re in entertainment or are trying to earn a living as an influencer, it’s totally irrelevant.

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Still Resisting from Australia @lang51b.bsky.social

Talk about indoctrination.

may 6, 2025, 9:32 am • 1 0 • view
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yinyangmills.bsky.social @yinyangmills.bsky.social

I cracked up at "Rights of workers: (Intentionally blank)"

may 6, 2025, 5:50 am • 9 0 • view
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maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social

This is so goddamn stupid.

may 5, 2025, 7:39 pm • 6 0 • view
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Professor Nutella @jpnudell.bsky.social

That is genuinely one of the most impoverished approaches to historical thinking I have ever read.

may 5, 2025, 5:55 pm • 27 0 • view