Trying to imagine the DC dating-app scene right now—“purged CIA officer looking for casual fling; please, no DMs from out-of-state occupying National Guardsmen”
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Ouch
aug 28, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
“Pet-loving ICE agent seeks loving, committed relationship. Must be comfortable with long, irregular hours and me kidnapping children”
aug 28, 2025, 8:37 pm • 20 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 28, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I'll be your Black Water daddy, but we have to keep things constitutional.
aug 28, 2025, 8:44 pm • 6 0 • view
Hahahahahahaha! 😂
aug 28, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view