This is a textbook pants-thief setup.

DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME

I won't because I don't want to be charged with public indecency 🥲

I shouldn’t have read and acted on this while grocery shopping.

public get mad at me

Wear a skirt instead. You get a breeze at least.

Soon!!

I remember pants being comfortable, then I did skinny jeans and now I hate them.

Just to be clear, trousers go over pants, right?

I want to but my coworkers and bosses wouldn’t appreciate that. I at least talked them into jeans. I used to have to wear slacks.

Ughh dress clothes are the worst. Maybe next time talk them into leggings.

We’ll see how long that takes. We talked them down from dress shirt and tie like 8 years ago. Jeans was a recent thing. I refuse to push to promote to a boss because they still have to wear ties. I’m fine and comfortable where I am.

If true for you, you’re wearing the wrong pants.

What are the right pants??

Ones that you feel comfortable in.

I'm in public so I think that would be a crime 🤣

I’m at the doctor’s office

LMAO! I'm wearing shorts

Hmm, I'll allow it. For now.

My job would not take kindly to me sitting around in a ratty tshirt and boxer shorts like I do at home, the prudes.

Get me on the line with the head of HR, something needs to be done about this.

Also, if you use this post to be weird and sexual to me I have an archer on location at the ready 🏹💀

💀

All right then... Pfff, women...🤷

I read this. Read it again. Removed my trousers. Read it again. Started to take off my underwear. Double checked where you live. Remembered Americans call trousers pants. Pulled my underwear back up. The lady in the shop put the phone down. The police let me away with a warning...

😂 I'm so sorry, next time I'll try to make this more internationally friendly. I appreciate you following instructions! I'll help you pay your lawyer fees...

I'm the archer

So weird and non-sexual is ok?

ALWAYS

I really don’t want to get thrown out of this bar though

If I rake my leaves pantsless, the neighbors get all “concerned”.

Aw kind of them to worry about you getting too chilly. Just let them know you're warm enough!

🫡

Counterpoint: they are yoga pants

Already way ahead of you

THANK YOU, someone who gets it.

I wish, I had to go to work so now I have pants

Shorts 4 life

Yes! And skorts, I've been loving skorts lately.

Okay but the Target I’m in is gonna be PISSED

Sadly I like money more than I like pants and I gotta go earn it.... 😩

Pretty sure there are ways you can make money pantsless but I'm an innocent angel and know nothing about that 🤷‍♀️

I mean, there's always porn. Or underwear advertising. Also you an innocent angel?

(consults employee handbook on pantslessness, since I'm at work right now)

This made me curious so I checked out dress code. Nothing about having to wear pants!

I haven't had pants all day, my stomach hurts, no idea why. but hell yeah pantsfree fuk yeah!

Choose your non-pants "pants."

But Angie, if I remove my short shorts, it will herald the coming of Cthulhu and I don't think we're quite ready for that!

At this point, let Cthulhu come

Me who sleeps in jeans…

Now THAT is how it's done

Ha! I'm wearing leggings, the superior form of pants

well I took your advice and was just asked to never return to this convent and the nice officer advised me to stop talking until my lawyer is present

A little rude that you're at a place where most people are pantsless and here they are, pantless shaming you. I'll be your lawyer. I got this.