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Once Upon a Time ๐ŸŽถโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ @thisisme7.bsky.social

A boomer woman I know posted that she wants to know why Melania hasnโ€™t made the cover of Vogue or Vanity Fair because blah blah blah seven languages, blah blah blah. I mostly ignored it. I just wanted to say OK where do I start to explain this to you?

aug 31, 2025, 10:34 am โ€ข 15 0

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Chris Barks @chllsp.bsky.social

Melania the Epstein girl he gave to Trump because she became too old? She "worked" for him illegally to then get a shaky status thru marriage? Yes, she is rumored to be able to moan in 7 languages. Years of experience.

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 am โ€ข 19 1 โ€ข view
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marebears.bsky.social @marebears.bsky.social

Did she learn 3 more because the last administration it was 4?

aug 31, 2025, 1:23 pm โ€ข 5 0 โ€ข view
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Once Upon a Time ๐ŸŽถโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ @thisisme7.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 1:58 pm โ€ข 0 0 โ€ข view
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Chris Barks @chllsp.bsky.social

Well, in this regime they hold it like fake news, they make it up as they go along. Allegedly she speaks English

aug 31, 2025, 1:42 pm โ€ข 5 0 โ€ข view
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Bilbo Baggins. @nebula66.bsky.social

Melania speaks oral, it's the only means of communication that Trump understands.

sep 1, 2025, 3:55 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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Chris Barks @chllsp.bsky.social

Today he can't afford her anymore anyway. I do not even blame her, just imagine coming close to that stinking, decomposing blob. That's a job for Loomer

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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Bilbo Baggins. @nebula66.bsky.social

'Every old stocking meets an old boot.'

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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The Mighty BMz @themightybmz.bsky.social

Yes, she always admitted she was a โ€œmodelโ€, Epsteinโ€™s code for his stable of females to meet customers every desire.

aug 31, 2025, 3:11 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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Chris Barks @chllsp.bsky.social

Well, Trump has experience with that, after all, he gave bis daughter to Casablancas, a known pedophile, so she could "model" She was 14.

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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Sylvester P. Smythe @groundationmusic.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 11:54 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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Once Upon a Time ๐ŸŽถโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ @thisisme7.bsky.social

Thatโ€™s the way Iโ€™ve put the numbers together too. Itโ€™s like a word problem in math. It adds up Donald Trump is 79 Jeffrey Epstein would be 66. Trump has known Maxwell since she was in college.

aug 31, 2025, 1:00 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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The Salamander @whatthefuck940.bsky.social

She is horrible looking. She freaks me out with her fakeness. I don't see why people think they look good. She looks butchered.

aug 31, 2025, 12:59 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view
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McTabby @mctabby.bsky.social

Even one of my cats mocks her.

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aug 31, 2025, 1:33 pm โ€ข 2 0 โ€ข view
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Once Upon a Time ๐ŸŽถโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ @thisisme7.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 1:59 pm โ€ข 0 0 โ€ข view
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The Salamander @whatthefuck940.bsky.social

Your cat is much cuter. It's probably nicer and more fun as well.

aug 31, 2025, 1:39 pm โ€ข 2 0 โ€ข view
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Once Upon a Time ๐ŸŽถโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ @thisisme7.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 1:59 pm โ€ข 0 0 โ€ข view
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McTabby @mctabby.bsky.social

When she makes that face I always ask, โ€œWhere izz Barron?โ€

aug 31, 2025, 2:01 pm โ€ข 1 0 โ€ข view