Why does all of the packaging for protein powder and other workout supplements look like marketing art aimed at convincing 12 year old boys they’ll turn into fighter jet? Nevermind. I guess I just answered my own question. So embarrassing buying that stuff.
*eyes her protein powder canisters* Wait, it doesn’t?
You just have to believe hard enough!
And drink more protein powder!
Listen, then you could look at people and say "You can't afford me, darling--no, really I cost ninety-four million dollars..."
Wait you don’t want to be a fighter jet!!!?? /s