If MAGA is afraid of you as much as I am of sharks, it's a VERY good thing!

😄

They must be worried about you, Mark. Take it as a compliment.

Can be if you want it to be, so long as you are fighting Trump I think of you as a Hero.

How do you feel when they lie about you?

I didn't know you were on stage with Katy Perry!

You should look at that appellation as a compliment to your skill and expertise. Sure, back-handed and intended otherwise, but it CAN be construed as a compliment.

I thought that was Ben of the @yogscast.com lol... Love you Marc. Thanks for defending democracy.

Hopefully you can lawfare better than that shark dances?

hello @whysharksmatter.bsky.social this is up your alley.

"Leftist" has lost all meaning. "Democracy Lawfare Shark" is more like it.

uhm, ok. smells like ..

Embrace that shark!!! 💙💙💙🦈🦈🦈

No offense Marc, but you're no Larry Fischmann.

Left Shark lives in memory as one of the funniest things ever to happen on live TV! Also: MAGAs are dumb. 🙄

Either way, congratulations!

Left Twix and Bryon Leftwich would like a word.

Looking forward to “leftist” Shark Week!

🤣 You’re just as popular!!!!

You definitely need to get that costume and make the rounds on the talk shows.

Can’t wait for Leftist Shark Week!

Sharks are usually fierce predators...unlike the sexual predator on their side 🤔

Send lawyers, sharks, and money

better the shark than the chum, my friend...🤣

If I were a lawyer, I'd be glad to embrace that label.

Lawyer Shark doo do doo doo do doo lawyer shark doo doo do doo do doo

Do you like living rent free in their heads?

Leftist shark... do-do-dodo-do-do Leftist shark... do-do-dodo-do-do Leftist shark... do-do-dodo-do-do Leftist shark. 🎶🎶🎶

Not sure if this is supposed to be an insult but anything left is a win as far as I can see.

Everybody asks what is the left shark doing. But nobody asks HOW the left shark is doing. If I had one wish. The most amount of good I could do is erase the last 10 years of my life and restart it in a world were fuckin ANYBODY else takes the presidency. #justicefortowlie #theworsttimeline #towelie

And the felon has stated he’s afraid of sharks. Well done my friend, well done 🙌🏼👏

Thier playbook is so obvious. No originality at all.

Leftist Lawfare Shark. Wear it with pride. Is there a t-shirt in your future?

I smell merch!!

Guessing the headline writer is mixing up lawyers with certain high interest rate loaners.

The author of politico of the article has a very Little brain

I think I'll save 7 minutes of my life and not read it, it seems to have.... jumped the shark

You're a better dancer?

THIS explains Trump's terror about sharks 😭

You wish 😏

I don't know if I've seen a headline that's a more obvious lie, and a headline that Republicans will believe unconditionally without checking.

I loved left-shark!!

This is a badge of honor

Leftist, leftish - close enough!

Ingenious!

That’s my wrestling name

Damn. My Governor, Big Gretch, loves Shark Week and would be jealous of such a bad ass nickname.

"Patriot Lawfare Shark Marc Elias Sues to Help Americans Preserve Their Constitutionally Guaranteed Right to Vote" There. Fixed it for them.

Let me guess...AI?

Why are you not suing the begessus out of CBS for such a blatant, intentional lie?

I smell a Halloween costume!!!

To be fair, BOTH are pretty awesome. So just go with BOTH (though the shark suit isn't recommended in court)!

Yup

And then there's "...ahhh Candy Gram" from SNL, many years ago! 🦈😂

😂🤣 There it is!!

LL Shark

That just *has* to go on a business card.

Leftist shared do do do do do do do do do...

Is there a Leftist Lawfare Shark Tank crossover in your future?

Better grab that domain while you can # whois.verisign-grs.com No match for domain "LEFTISTLAWFARESHARK.COM". >>> Last update of whois database: 2025-08-28T19:16:51Z <<<

didn't the gop offer you a fair chunk of change to help them because you were beating their ass like a rented mule. as an aside , non citizens CAN NOT VOTE in federal elections.

I knew it! It was you.

lolz! 💚

I'd sue.

Im no lawyer, but that seems like libel to me.

You are an all-American apex predator!

Please somehow incorporate a shark into your everything!

What a misleading title.

You’ve made it!

Does M.D. Kittle have some type of untreated delusions or brain damage? They seem a bit unhinged

Trump hates sharks. Totally appropriate. Send trump a candy gram as a peace offering😈.