Instead of fishing and foraging for berries like all other bears, Paul had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled.
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Paul loves when his neighbors keep their freezers well stocked.... twitter.com/i/status/171...
aug 30, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
You earned a follower if I can catch my breath!
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Paul has always been a “Numbers Guy”
aug 30, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
Check him out!
aug 30, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
Gotta harambe that mfer youtu.be/EnhMKDozogc?...
aug 29, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
What wine pairs best with roadkill possum?
aug 29, 2025, 9:45 pm • 3 0 • view
A "Far Side" cartoon in real life.
aug 29, 2025, 9:36 pm • 10 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 29, 2025, 7:33 pm • 5 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
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Love it!
aug 29, 2025, 9:54 pm • 1 0 • view
In a pensive moment, Paul contemplates the next investment moves for his 401K.
aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 2 0 • view
I think he's waiting for the bond market to move
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
Clever
aug 30, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 29, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Bear's last name.. Trump...Paul Trump
aug 29, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 0 • view
It was my first thought. Ugh. Happy Labor Day weekend!
aug 30, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
😍👍
aug 30, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
Good on ya Paul !
aug 30, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
I have to say... this absolutely made my doom-scrolling session! But I have a warped sense of humor like that.
aug 29, 2025, 9:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Paul is smarter than the average bear.
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aug 29, 2025, 9:24 pm • 7 1 • view
Haaahhaa!! You win 😎
aug 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
aug 29, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
aug 29, 2025, 4:27 pm • 2 0 • view
And has a great portfolio with Charles Schwab where he’s earning 8% on a high yield investment
aug 29, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
GREAT photo! Thanks!
aug 29, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
😊
aug 29, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Hilarious 😆
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🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
Amusing.
aug 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
😃
aug 29, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 29, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
vry smrt behr.
aug 29, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Nice view. Life is good!
aug 29, 2025, 5:20 pm • 7 0 • view
What about all the pick-a-nick baskets?
aug 30, 2025, 12:33 am • 4 0 • view
Bravo Paul! 🤣
aug 29, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
That's funny.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
Lol
aug 29, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Twenty-First Century Bear!
aug 29, 2025, 1:22 pm • 7 0 • view
😁
aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂🤣😂this just fucking killed me
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 1 0 • view
Welcome to my den - it has a glorious view and a really nice deck.
aug 29, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣
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Smarter than the average bear
aug 29, 2025, 5:52 pm • 25 1 • view
😂
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Paul opened 'The Bear Minimum' Bed and Breakfast, it's a roaring success. The guests don't know what hit'em, they never will and they'll never tell 🐻
aug 29, 2025, 11:15 am • 27 1 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:28 am • 3 0 • view
Love it! I could bearly stop laughing!
aug 29, 2025, 7:58 pm • 10 0 • view
He got himself a nice little place.
aug 29, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Made some excellent real estate deals I see
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
*thought* Wow! I'm popular now! I hope they don't realize I've invested Harlan Crows money poorly- if they knew I was only a millionaire, my friends would shun me.
aug 29, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
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😂😂😂
aug 29, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh I'm just Chi'laxing great view
aug 30, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
I went from sleeping in caves to a 3 million dollar cabin! Sign up for my webinar to find out how!
aug 29, 2025, 2:16 pm • 39 1 • view
😀
aug 29, 2025, 9:32 pm • 6 0 • view
Great idea!
aug 30, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
Nice place, Paul🐻
aug 29, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
LOL
aug 29, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Good for Paul.
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
🤣 Thanks I needed this today
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aug 31, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
As I stand and ponder the inventory of my life and the wonders of it…. We’ve all been there Smokey.
aug 30, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
😂🤣😂
aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds like a politician
aug 29, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
He definitely has that "ask me about Herbal Life" vibe
aug 29, 2025, 8:54 pm • 8 1 • view
You tackle issues and challenges with a positive, can-do attitude. ...
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
The Goldilocks Inn awaits you
aug 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
Bearly broke a sweat...
aug 29, 2025, 5:50 pm • 8 0 • view
“I think I shall retire to my ‘bear-cave’ for a nap and catch a Bears game on ESPN.”
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Meanwhile his wife of three cubs is still waiting to receive child support!!!
aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
He's a good boy!
aug 29, 2025, 11:08 pm • 5 0 • view
I love bears 💙💙🐻
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
When you're rich enough to stand on your deck bear assed and nobody says a thing.
aug 29, 2025, 10:26 pm • 10 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
Don’t hate the player.
aug 29, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I feel you boo
aug 30, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
That's cute
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Portrays trump's ICE
aug 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
I love this😂😂
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😂
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😆
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
😹😹😹😹😹😹👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Winner! ❤️
aug 29, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Brilliant. I actually wish bears would evolve to this level and maul all the oligarchs. At least they would invest the money in green investments. LOL.
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Today in 'Paul The Pennywise Bear'...
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