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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Jesse Watters

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 120 1

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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social

It would be the only time I would watch Jesse on the chance I could see him cry.

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

Some weekend fill-in on InfoWars.

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

On the other hand: some time before Queen Elizabeth died I heard a description of the rules at the BBC for when it happened, involving a cupboard up a back staircase containing the Emergency Tuxedo to be worn when announcing the sad tidings. I wonder if Fox News has anything planned.

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 36 3 • view
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Luciano Sampaio @lusampaiobass.bsky.social

The regime's official channel always has such a plan...

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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ZanziBrie Buck-Buck McFate @briesmith.xyz

Martha MacCallum has sackcloth and ashes in a garment bag in her dressing room just in case

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Alan Worsley @alanworsley.bsky.social

I worked at the BBC for a time and yes went through one of the full on rehearsals for that eventuality. It was very meticulously prepared for.

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Melody @melody-lane.bsky.social

Yes, it was supposedly named London Bridge has fallen and was the entire plan for how to handle her passing.

aug 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Not an NPC @antifamascotdog.bsky.social

Instead of a tux, it’s a satin Russian track suit.

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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the summer of babs @babsallday.bsky.social

he said *journalist*

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Him, or pretty much any of Fox News sycophants. It'd be hilarious.

aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 32 0 • view
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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social

With them fighting through the tears and snot, it'd be hard to understand what they were saying at first, I bet

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan of the Year @dvgeebees.bsky.social

"Being alive is actually very feminine and woke. Dying is a man's job"

aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 79 10 • view
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Eigen Blockchain @gizmotronic.bsky.social

Fellas, is it gay to exist?

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social

Anyone at Teen Vogue.

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social

Sean Hannity

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shazzy @shazbear.bsky.social

Rick Wilson, because it would be genuinely difficult to figure out what he was saying through his hysterical giggling.

aug 30, 2025, 1:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Louise Coombe @louisecoombe.bsky.social

Crying or nah?

aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

I really would like to find out.

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view