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George Pearkes @peark.es

I think the American “Wagyu” thing is 99% wasting money on vapid marketing with no other benefits but if you’re going to use it in something, chili ain’t it.

jul 22, 2025, 1:28 am • 129 4

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Russet Chatham @russetchatham.bsky.social

It’s the Angus of the Trump era.

jul 22, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
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ARRM4 @ar-rm4.bsky.social

I use wagyu in my Sunday Spaghetti sauce. Sweeter flavor.

jul 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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whodiddoneit.bsky.social @whodiddoneit.bsky.social

A Pappy and Diet Coke, please. 💸💸💸💸

jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Aspiring Onion Futures Trader @plasticfishman.bsky.social

Not totally marketing vapor - some beautiful marbling on the ribeye I cooked up the other night (turned out delicious but actually too rich for a main). But 100% agree on the chili.

Uncooked wagyu ribeye showing marbling Cooked wagyu ribeye sliced to show doneness
jul 22, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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zenosAnalytic @zenosanalytic.bsky.social

Yeah. The only possible justification for all these "specially raised cows" to get particular marbling is steaks and, like, hotpot mixins. But "Wagyu" has become the new beef marketing fad, the way "Black Angus" was a decade ago.

jul 22, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social

If you're gonna disguise chuck as Wagyu, chili is a good way to do it.

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 27 0 • view
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like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social

Love to bathe my wagyu in cumin…

jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social

And “American cheese sauce” 🤢

jul 22, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social

Are you saying Tesla — Tesla!— might be exploiting a regulatory gap in its marketing materials?

jul 22, 2025, 1:35 am • 9 0 • view
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Eric Budd @ericmbudd.com

💀💀💀

jul 22, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
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WOKE MARXIST POPE @stujacksonbball.bsky.social

Gold leaf out here sitting by itself

jul 22, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social

So it's perfect for Tesla really

jul 22, 2025, 1:29 am • 5 0 • view
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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social

Huh I didn’t think I’d ever see anything dumber than wagyu hamburgers but there it is.

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 14 0 • view
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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social

Smoked wagyu brisket?

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 12 0 • view
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Charles Xavier @charlesxavier.bsky.social

Wagyu beef stew?

jul 22, 2025, 2:31 am • 3 0 • view
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XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net

Years ago in Vegas a place had a “777 burger” that cost $777 dollars and it was made of ground wagyu, lobster, and some kind of truffle. Looked like a real abomination. Definitely for rich morons with no taste.

jul 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
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工an Monroe 🚰 @eean.dev

Even wagyu cows have cuts best for stew, it seems like

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view
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You Might Know Jack @lessweirdjack.bsky.social

Even the trimmings of wagyu has more value as something other than chili

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 4 0 • view
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Charles Beckett @charlesbeckett.bsky.social

It’s idiotic. I’m sure you know this, but ‘Wa’ - ancient name for Japan. ‘Gyu’ - beef. Wagyu literally means Japanese beef. That’s it. Obviously some of it is amazing, but just saying Wagyu on its own tells you approximately nothing.

jul 22, 2025, 6:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social

Wagyu beef chili is hellish. Wagyu beef burgers are also dumb. Wagyu is Wagyu because of fat content...the fact that so few people realize you can just add more beef fat to ground chuck and basically make your own Wagyu at home will forever confound me.

jul 22, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Zak Steigmeyer @slackmeyer.bsky.social

The kid's grilled cheese costs basically the same as the "Tesla burger"? Is the burger bad or is the grilled cheese smothered in truffle oil?

jul 22, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view