Have to start thinking of Wall Street less like extras from Trading Places than some kid screaming for their tendies while BTFD.
putting the RIF in tariffs
Tired: losing money shorting Tesla Wired: losing money shorting the S&P
Nothing can stop this train.
Let’s watch inflation run!
Is anyone in this godforsaken country capable of holding ideas in their head for more than five minutes?
So how many gap ups are we getting today alone? I know prob at least 1000 until the end of this week.
Which is where I shorted the s&p.
Is there nothing stopping stocks going to 1 million per share for each company? Wtaf
Feel like traders now are at least one generation removed from when you can’t just keep on buying the dip
lol.
What if Wall Street *wants* new fake numbers? Have we considered that?
Wall st unmasked
This is like price fixing, if they all agree to pretend shit is going great and unaffected by the insanity, they can keep raking in billions.
The "Tulip Bulbs Still Make Nice Flowers" bounce