It's not even better than my country's pot noodles

That’s because you’re not supposed to boil them for four hours then add gravy on top!

I didn't realise you'd deep fried yours

Wait you are aware of how instant noodles are made right

How do you make one if you don't own a kettle actually

there’s this cool thing where we have machines that emit radiation which creates dipolar polarization in water molecules at about 2.45 GHz. And they heat up food. Actually invented by a Brit but he was probably chemically castrated or burned at the stake or some such before we commercialized it.

you could've just said "microwave"

Yes yes I was being condescending to Dan, whomst is a Br*tish P*rson.

They prefer the term person of no color these days.

i mean, you couldn't. but someone could

do you just leave the plastic pot out in the sun for a while like making a pot of tea?

tea?

He’s describing the process for making sun tea

sun tea sounds like something from the 90s you'd get next to the fruitopia

they need to bring fruitopia back

Sun tea *feels* like it should be the process for AriZona iced tea, but alas,

this is the first time i have heard of it

Well some of us grew up in places where “outdoors” is an option to prepare food

*Only in Texas

he is of scottish descent tbf

Might have guessed

only in st. louis