Maybe next weekend.

Yeah. I mean, the speculation is gonna last as long as it needs to! That's how speculation works! We're not doing this for our health, as it were.

It took months to catch Biden’s decline, and he could still ride a bike, while Trump just sorta shuffles everywhere. Just have to keep up the deathwatch rumors.

Yeah the belittling is the point. It upsets him! It's just like the JD Vance "couch" thing in that way. A sort of big collective improv theater of mockery.

I haven’t given up hope

Just like buying a lottery ticket. Permission to dream.

Except unlike the lottery ticket, this is 100% guaranteed to yes for sure definitely happen eventually. We just gotta be patient.

Or someone could be proactive.

you'll never take that feeling away from me, George it was magnificent

It will come true eventually. And boy howdy when it does… 🎉 🎉 🎉 🥂

That as actually the MOST ALIVE he's seemed since debating Joe Biden last year. Curious, no?

We’re just getting started

He’s got them Forest Gump braces beneath his pants.

The right hand looks terrible, even after embalming. The weekend dress rehearsal went well for some of us. I also look forward to Space Cadet Force getting defunded in the next congress, or moved again. Gotta be great for morale there. Near the AF Academy made sense. By the moonshine still does not.

They say people get this last burst of energy just before the end

One good day..

How do we know it wasn't genAI video

I didn’t see him do any pull-ups. Fake news. He’s dead

Well now we speculate about his health and senility

See you this time next week?

I think he's still in bad health and can't be unsupervised with the press

As soon as he's off screen we can start it up again

they probably just gave him some uppers leftover from Elon's presence in the WH

It’ll be fun next time too

that hundreds of years line sounded odd, clinging to that

I didn't think he was dead, but I'm still certain he is very sick. As far as I'm concerned, every day from here on out is another proof-of-life.

Maybe our friend here is only MOSTLY dead.

He’s late to everything.

Including his own funeral.

If it was a bypass it might still not be idle

but look at this way doesn't the probability go up every day?

You'll never stop me from groundlessly speculating about things I enjoy, Pearkes

Oh I'm not stopping anyone, I was encouraging it at the time!

Yeah the whole thing about speculation is you can just DO IT, at any time. It’s speculative! Like writing fiction but meaner. I love that for us.

It’s like playing the lottery. I know I’m not going to win. But I can dream about it a bit in the meantime. At least eventually this will come to fruition.

Sad.

We all knew he was still livin'.