That's called writing checks you can't K$H.

I'll see it when I believe it

He finally figured out they look like the incompetent idiots they are. Took him long enough.

I mean, that they announced they got him twice already in error suggests that we aren't necessarily out of the woods, but seems promising if it was a tip off (though non-zero chance "friend turned him in" = accused of being the Provo shooting as a swatting tactic.)

True. The fact remains they are the most incompetent administration ever.

who is "they", local police arrested one person in the immediate aftermath (total chaos) and one other person was detained for questioning, actual law enforcement never said "we got him".

Fair, the first one they never explicitly identified as the culprit but the Heritage guy Patel tweeted was the "subject"[sic] who shot Kirk and not just a person of interest before walking it back.

*TRUMP SAYS KIRK SHOOTING SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY

*TRUMP: SOMEBODY CLOSE TO SUSPECT TURNED HIM IN

So what are the odds that Kash's FBI is getting snookered by a hoax surrender?

that was the only way this was going to be solved with Bongo Bongo Cash on the case.

Well then case solved eh? I mean if it's coming from him then it must be true.

50% chance Kash and Bongo actually have nobody and are making this face at the TV right now

Great, but what about Russia? What about sanctions?

... do we??

I guess we'll find out!

They've got someone. Maybe it's the right someone this time.

George, I'm going back to bed

hell yeah brother

Would he lie?

nonzero chance he was told something like "we got a tip, we have someone in for questioning" and he went off like this

Also nonzero chance it really is the guy but I would have expected it to come from the police/fbi first if they were definite

Nonzero chance he’s having a Hamburgler flashback sundowner moment.

Why is it coming from Trump and not the police or FBI?

you just posting random screenshots or what

go fuck yourself