He needs to keep his weird fantasies to himself. I wasn't even talking to him, then he immediately comments to me "eat my ass please". Disgusting.

There's someone for everyone. Well, not everyone. But there could be someone who would be willing to do that if he did something about his whole one-dimensional personality.

Didn't Alex Jones say he likes to do that?

They certainly would get along. He'd probably actually listen to all the conspiracy nonsense.