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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol

lol what?

may 1, 2025, 1:26 pm • 33 1

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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com

This one gave me pause, too lmao

may 1, 2025, 2:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com

Like, I have more than 3 friends and don’t really think about a “demand” for a certain number of friends… this is just a really weird way to think about friendship.

may 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 7 0 • view
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol

It really is.

may 1, 2025, 2:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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Stefano Zanero @raistolo.bsky.social

I am not a native speaker, but isn’t that phrasing incredibly odd?

may 1, 2025, 3:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com

It’s almost alien or robotic

may 1, 2025, 3:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social

Mark was replaced by a shitty LLM some time ago. We have been promised his model will improve, but we're still waiting.

may 1, 2025, 3:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Random QA Guy @vought.bsky.social

A friend of mine worked on this project, and while I respect and love him very much it is extremely difficult to figure out how to tell him I’ll never use it because he works in a panzer factory.

may 1, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com

This new reboot of 'Friends' sounds like it's really going to suck. Could it beeeeeeee any more dystopian AI?

may 1, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social

Exactly what a lizard person would say. Exactly the way a lizard person would say it.

may 1, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shoe has no idea what you speak of @linuxlibrarian.bsky.social

Jesus, 12 more people I can disappoint because my ass is too tired to hang out? Awesome, Mark, just what I fuckin wanted!

may 1, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Quentyn @quentyn.bsky.social

I think it says a lot about him to be honest....

may 1, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social

Christ. If this guy had just gotten laid in college, imagine how better things might be.

may 1, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 1 • view
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Kefimochi @kefimochi.bsky.social

Dystopian type shit

may 1, 2025, 3:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Boring Manager Rob 🅅 @bourboninexile.bsky.social

Man with 12 AI chatbot friends tries to convince everyone else that this is fine and normal.

may 1, 2025, 1:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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🇵🇸 evilpilaf 🇺🇦 @evilpilaf.bsky.social

who has a demand for an exact number of friends? Also he has -infinity friends

may 1, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Donnie Berkholz, Ph.D. @dberkholz.com

Can’t wait to go out for beers with my AI friends

may 1, 2025, 1:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio

IT’S CALLED SUPPLY AND DEMAND WE NEED TO STOP SHIPPING IN FRIENDS FROM CHINA

may 1, 2025, 1:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com

Am I throwing off the curve? I have a rich variety of amazing people I am fortunate to call friends.

may 1, 2025, 2:04 pm • 8 0 • view
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Andy Cooper @integgro.llc

Something tells me yes. I have what I would consider a large group of friends at conferences who I see once or twice a year. And as much as I love them more than that would be too much for me. In my personal life I have like 5 people I might talk with consistently, but even that is too much upkeep.

may 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Panther Modern @panthermodern.bsky.social

he's so out of touch it is lolcringe

may 1, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net

Trade war so now girlfriend who lives in Canada moved to us-west-2.

may 1, 2025, 2:14 pm • 9 1 • view
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Random QA Guy @vought.bsky.social

ROFL “she lives in us-west…”

may 1, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Derek 🗽 @blowndiodes.bsky.social

Someone please put googly eyes on his glasses.

may 1, 2025, 1:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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azulsora.bsky.social @azulsora.bsky.social

He is lonely. Apparently.

may 1, 2025, 1:27 pm • 8 0 • view
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CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net

"Minions, make me a friend that will talk to me even when I'm an insufferable jerk."

may 1, 2025, 2:13 pm • 4 0 • view