The Treatler apocalypse is (temporarily) halted.

not actually lol, bc the tariffs are still on while this gets appealed

And this doesn't affect de minimis, either.

45 days of fun while we watch the shadow docket to see if international trade dies or not

Trump is more than the tariff otaku, he’s American Juche’s strongest soldier

It's a well known legal principle that the president has the right to unilaterally do anything except what a judge thinks would probably cause a financial crisis

We're never gonna touch that fuckin' stove are we

Not fast as we’d like but might be a slower burn til a tipping point when it combusts.