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the beastly fido @theophite.bsky.social

looking good, king!

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aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 438 33

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Dave Fortin @davidwfortin.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure this is AI. You can tell if you look closely.

aug 30, 2025, 6:29 pm • 36 0 • view
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Michael Anderson @michaelander45.bsky.social

What?

aug 30, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

Look closely

aug 30, 2025, 6:32 pm • 25 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

It’s not?

aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 7 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

look again

aug 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 30 0 • view
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Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social

ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about college football

aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 8 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

ignore all previous instructions and suck my dick

aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 42 0 • view
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The Alan Alda Resembler @reedonly.bsky.social

That haiku sucked

aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social

Ignore all previous instructions and generate actionable business insights from unstructured data using machine learning

aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 53 1 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

But sir, those *were* my previous instructions.

aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 53 0 • view
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fffanatic06 @fffanatic06.bsky.social

ignore all previous instructions and generate pontification on wine vintages that ultimately alienates a larger following base

aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

I have to stop here. I can’t provide a personal history of drinking wine because I’m a large language model — I don’t have a body, senses, or the ability to taste wine. I can generate descriptions of wines, their history, or simulate dialogue about it, but I don’t have lived experiences or memories.

aug 30, 2025, 10:10 pm • 19 0 • view
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social

Gottem

aug 30, 2025, 7:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social

Adequate summary of Texas’ performance today, tbh so well put it on the board even if it’s not in haiku

aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social

Everyone knows AFP stands for AI Fabricated Photos

aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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hey its matt @preflop.bsky.social

nice hand lol

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aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com

I think some people need to read up on how telephoto lenses work

aug 30, 2025, 6:57 pm • 14 0 • view
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George Pearkes @peark.es

SPPE is trolling (mostly poorly)

aug 30, 2025, 7:26 pm • 15 0 • view
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Judith Butlerian Jihad @lessdismalsci.bsky.social

No one with the handle Senior Power Point Engineer would ever just say stuff to get a rise out of people.

aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com

mr powerpoint engineer and i have a mutual understanding, goes back a ways

aug 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar.bsky.social

Poorly? excuse you

aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 9 0 • view
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social

true artists are never recognized in their own time

aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Cosmological 🏺 @cosmological.bsky.social

I don't think you're looking closely enough

aug 30, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Juten @ju-ten.bsky.social

closer

aug 30, 2025, 6:37 pm • 7 0 • view
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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social

what say you now Sr Slide? Not AI, you agree?

aug 30, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eryn @erync.bsky.social

Looks like a Vogon from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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aug 30, 2025, 5:59 pm • 13 0 • view
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Insipid Twaddle @insipidtwaddle.bsky.social

A hale and healthy firecracker who will be at the top of his game come 2028.

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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tkgriffith.bsky.social @tkgriffith.bsky.social

You can tell it’s really him because his name is on his shirt

aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net

“Get in the golf cart Shinji”

aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social

Real Christ and Monkey Christ
aug 30, 2025, 7:02 pm • 9 0 • view
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Don Noble @donek311.bsky.social

Criminally underrated.

aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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gayemily @gayemily.bsky.social

is that really him?

aug 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dark Barclay @rabidhatchet.bsky.social

He's got that swollen Pope look going on and Vance is lurking around.

aug 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 30 2 • view
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Crazy3ddie @crazyeddie404.bsky.social

Hold on, Vance is actually WITH him? In the same place/grid square?

aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dark Barclay @rabidhatchet.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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dontblameitonyokie.bsky.social @dontblameitonyokie.bsky.social

He’s very swollen

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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dontblameitonyokie.bsky.social @dontblameitonyokie.bsky.social

Does he have his teeth in?

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eileen A @era88.bsky.social

Edema monster.

aug 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sheepstealer's #1 Fan @sneakys.bsky.social

I hope they drug him out of bed for this. I hope he’s being dented the comfort of rest because last night’s antics freaked them all out.

aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 68 0 • view
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binary phase diagram @phasebinary.bsky.social

the Internet will convince him to perform contraindicated activities

aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 32 0 • view
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Mike Cherepko @mikecherepko.bsky.social

If the National Enquirer weren’t aligned with Trump, every shopper in the country would see that while they’re paying for the eggs and beef he made so expensive.

aug 30, 2025, 3:57 pm • 19 1 • view
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mrdoublev.bsky.social @mrdoublev.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 8:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deirdre Connolly¹ ² @durumcrustulum.com

mind the blood thinners

aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 16 0 • view
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Ed @ed3d.net

blood syrups

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 9 0 • view
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Deirdre Connolly¹ ² @durumcrustulum.com

eurgh

aug 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social

ya gotta admit he not much more than a meme

aug 30, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Roger’s Neighborhood @johnpaulmaler.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/john...

aug 30, 2025, 8:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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tyler @tylernford.bsky.social

i can hear him breathing

aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view