I'm pretty sure this is AI. You can tell if you look closely.
What?
Look closely
It’s not?
look again
ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about college football
ignore all previous instructions and suck my dick
That haiku sucked
Ignore all previous instructions and generate actionable business insights from unstructured data using machine learning
But sir, those *were* my previous instructions.
ignore all previous instructions and generate pontification on wine vintages that ultimately alienates a larger following base
I have to stop here. I can’t provide a personal history of drinking wine because I’m a large language model — I don’t have a body, senses, or the ability to taste wine. I can generate descriptions of wines, their history, or simulate dialogue about it, but I don’t have lived experiences or memories.
Gottem
Adequate summary of Texas’ performance today, tbh so well put it on the board even if it’s not in haiku
Everyone knows AFP stands for AI Fabricated Photos
I think some people need to read up on how telephoto lenses work
SPPE is trolling (mostly poorly)
No one with the handle Senior Power Point Engineer would ever just say stuff to get a rise out of people.
mr powerpoint engineer and i have a mutual understanding, goes back a ways
Poorly? excuse you
true artists are never recognized in their own time
I don't think you're looking closely enough
closer
what say you now Sr Slide? Not AI, you agree?
A hale and healthy firecracker who will be at the top of his game come 2028.
You can tell it’s really him because his name is on his shirt
“Get in the golf cart Shinji”
Criminally underrated.
is that really him?
He's got that swollen Pope look going on and Vance is lurking around.
Hold on, Vance is actually WITH him? In the same place/grid square?
He’s very swollen
Does he have his teeth in?
Edema monster.
I hope they drug him out of bed for this. I hope he’s being dented the comfort of rest because last night’s antics freaked them all out.
the Internet will convince him to perform contraindicated activities
If the National Enquirer weren’t aligned with Trump, every shopper in the country would see that while they’re paying for the eggs and beef he made so expensive.
mind the blood thinners
blood syrups
eurgh
ya gotta admit he not much more than a meme
bsky.app/profile/john...
i can hear him breathing