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the beastly fido @theophite.bsky.social

this absolutely cannot be a real name. you are fucking with me

aug 30, 2025, 3:57 pm • 126 1

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Bart Crisp @crispybart.bsky.social

Tokyo Sexwale remains the "that name isn't real" GOAT

aug 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Geoffrey Murry @geoffreymurry.bsky.social

I had the same thought! Like something out of Monty Python — which itself was inspired by the reality over there.

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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retvrn of the living dead @korgus.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ralph Lynch @ralphlynch.bsky.social

His full name is Charalambos Charalambous. Bambos is just a nickname.

aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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gayemily @gayemily.bsky.social

OBESE JECTY

aug 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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gayemily @gayemily.bsky.social

object for short??

aug 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nemrex T. Barleysheath @nemrex.bsky.social

The off-Brand Obi-wan.

aug 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chuckell @chuckell.bsky.social

I was gonna say. Big-time Star Wars name.

aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joel @storywonker.bsky.social

Looking at how he pronounces it, the "Obese" is from his father (Ghanaian immigrant to the UK) and the Jecty appears to be from his mother: www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...

aug 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 13 0 • view
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social

UK Parliament or College Football Player would be a game to play.

aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social

Lord Pickles is real and can hurt you

aug 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 21 0 • view
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To wit or not to wit? @towit12.bsky.social

Fatman from MGS2
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Digital Diogenes @digitaldiogenes.bsky.social

I like that their name was Obese and they were like. I think I'm gonna hyphenate. Hey hun, You think the kids should be Obese*-jecty*? *Wholesome smile* I do.

aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 5 0 • view
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social

Me when the party asks for a random NPC’s name

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 9 0 • view