“We are so mad about this thing - that we made and decided to sell! How dare people buy it!” I mean those sound like deeply unserious people.

For a second I forgot that the internet could be used for fun, thank you for reminding me of how deadly serious everything on the internet needs to be.

Bluesky has both the butter, and the juice.

I could've sworn I've seen plain ol' Kerrygold here in Tokyo, but I must be mistaken. Likely one of the NZ brands. The Ornua Asia website says Kerrygold's only in China, S'pore, Malaysia & South Korea. But I've no doubt the Japanese would love this spread. No savory bagels here. Just odd sweet ones.