*ping* JD here, my app says you are ovulating. Better have sex tonight or else...
*ping* JD here, my app says you are ovulating. Better have sex tonight or else...
*ping* just realised you are black/hispanic/asian. Disregard last message, we only want White babies
*ping* JD again, should your snow-white child turn out to be gay, I have reserved re-education classes in Cambodia free of charge. You're welcome