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Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social

I genuinely believe that Power Rangers 2017 would have done much better if it had simply had a not-dogshit Megazord design. All the other elements of the movie were great, *especially* the cast. (OK maybe they should've ditched Jason wanking off a bull too)

The Power Rangers 2017 Megazord. Or is it TF 2007 Megatron? Or possibly a pile of random metal spikes? Impossible to tell.
aug 18, 2025, 4:56 pm • 44 7

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Kai Burai Oliver @dinobucklergreen.bsky.social

And give us MORE FIGHTS IN THE SUITS.

aug 19, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Nick from Toy-Fu @toyfu332.bsky.social

And the Megazord combination, the money shot of every Super Sentai series, the moment that often makes up half the opening credits because it's *that* awesome, happened OFF SCREEN, I assume because they couldn't afford to render it. Yes, I am still bitter.

aug 18, 2025, 6:07 pm • 10 0 • view
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Prowls Ghost @prowlsghost.bsky.social

Fuck I forgot about that. That's easily the dumbest, most bafflingly irritating facet of that entire movie.

aug 18, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Karlt @karlt.bsky.social

I can't decide if I think that betrays an entire lack of understanding on the makers part of the source material or a sense of embarrassment with it. Either of which seems to make them a poor fit for actually making it..

aug 19, 2025, 2:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Nick from Toy-Fu @toyfu332.bsky.social

There were definitely people involved who love super sentai, and I really think they would have included the Megazord combination if they could, but I suspect the studio remembered Bay almost melting down his own render farm with Devastator for ROTF and just decided not to try.

aug 19, 2025, 9:54 am • 4 0 • view
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Nick from Toy-Fu @toyfu332.bsky.social

Also Goldar being a very conspicuous reskin of the Megazord model, which does imply they didn't have much money at all for the climactic battle.

aug 19, 2025, 9:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Prowls Ghost @prowlsghost.bsky.social

It's nuts that the most recognisable, and coolest, facet of Megazord is that you can see how each individual Zord makes up the whole...but they opted to go for...generic robot man.

aug 18, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cassius335 @cassius335.bsky.social

To which I'll throw in: Billy managing to morph should not have been Zordon's cue to give up, it should have been the cue for everyone to figure out how to do it.

aug 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Morg @morgluxia.bsky.social

Probably shouldn't have had the revenge porn plot either

aug 18, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social

I had actually blocked that from my memory

aug 18, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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LTDRAKE @ltdrake.bsky.social

I'm still adjusting to new glasses and at first I thought this was the Optimus Prime design from the fourth and fifth movies. That's how indistinguishable this is

aug 18, 2025, 6:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social

I have 20/20 vision and I still thought that for a second.

aug 18, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Strange Sunshine @strangesunshine.bsky.social

It's a pretty good movie that is held down by having designs that are either incredibly generic or bafflingly terrible. Look at what they did to poor Goldar.

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aug 19, 2025, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Ashnod Dawnbringer @ashnod.bsky.social

In my opinion that movie really highlights the problem with ensemble casts, there are to many characters to establish. This leads to...questionable plot points and an uninteresting 1st half. Coupled with an ending that is just a cgi mess, sad that the 90s version was better cgi.

aug 19, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
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:D @householdwheel.bsky.social

The Zords and the suits were what killed it for me

aug 19, 2025, 7:53 am • 2 0 • view
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social

Also if Goldar actually looked like Goldar and not a gold covered poo statue

aug 18, 2025, 6:11 pm • 8 0 • view
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Andy Mayer @andymanofmoo.bsky.social

Also, adding a few more bright colors. I get that it's supposed to be more realistic than the series, but come on, real life is normally not that drab and muted.

aug 18, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social

Yeah, every other facet of that movie was really well done, I really enjoyed the cast, and was really enjoying it, then Goldar showed up...then the Megazord showed up...

aug 18, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social

Movie makers need to stop trying to make everything "realistic" or "believable", look how much better the Sonic movies were after they abandoned trying to make him look "realistic".

aug 18, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kev @bighatdino.bsky.social

Yeah, I really enjoyed it up until dogshit Megazord and goldshit Goldar

aug 18, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grim-TNT 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 @grim-tnt.bsky.social

One of the appeals of having robotic designs is being able to use fun shapes and styles for the design But that got ditched in favor of looking like a guy wearing a tech print morph suit Which is ironic given how megazords in the shows are actually guys in suits but look more interesting

aug 19, 2025, 7:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Grim-TNT 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 @grim-tnt.bsky.social

It's annoying because the more tech like detail could have worked, as well as the more organic zord designs, but all the shape language gets completely lost on the megazord itself with its fairly boring silhouette

aug 19, 2025, 7:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Grim-TNT 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 @grim-tnt.bsky.social

It's like a worse version of the AOE / TLK mindset of design

aug 19, 2025, 7:42 am • 2 0 • view