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Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD @ryankatzrosene.bsky.social

The Ocean: “Pff… You humans, you think you can conquer all! You inhabit all the continents; send rockets into space; put a flag on the moon; climb the tallest mountains; and sail the widest seas… but you’ll never leave your mark at my deepest depths!” Humans: “Hold my beer”

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aug 29, 2025, 12:09 am • 64 10

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seedyone @seedyem.bsky.social

Ocean to human: now, come and pick it up with your bare hands.

aug 29, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Marc Moore @marclmoore613.bsky.social

I'm surprised the ocean pressure didn't crush it to unrecognizability

aug 29, 2025, 12:21 am • 3 0 • view
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kittenguardian.bsky.social @kittenguardian.bsky.social

No place on earth or space is spared from our species' selfish, polluting ways.

aug 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Songbird @songbirdann.bsky.social

Depressing.

aug 30, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD @ryankatzrosene.bsky.social

Looks like Stella lol

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Inyalowda @inyalowda.bsky.social

I need to log off for a while. 😒

aug 29, 2025, 4:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul van Brakel @paulvanbrakel.bsky.social

Oceans: Well you thought you'd have the last laugh Humans: Yeah we can rule over everything Oceans: See how you get on when my currents slow around Antarctica and y'know the Amoc Humans: Oops, we did that too...

aug 29, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stuart Murray 🇨🇦 @stuartmurrayspeaks.bsky.social

Jackass who threw that bottle is doing high fives with his buddies right now. He’s probably 60 years old.

aug 29, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Bowman @tomkbowman.bsky.social

Isn’t that embarrassing for our whole species

aug 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 5 0 • view
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JudyT @jathomas.bsky.social

What brand of beer?

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view