avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

image
may 4, 2025, 12:07 am • 802 213

Replies

avatar
Judy @judithrobinson.bsky.social

Hands down!

may 4, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Thomas Sueyres @bubbanyarlathotep.bsky.social

The list of people and inanimate objects that would make better presidents would exceed the blue sky character limit by incaculable orders of magnitude.

may 5, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Gomer @pvtcompyle.bsky.social

I would take Cookie Monster at this point.

may 5, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
David Faragalli @faragalli.com

Yes! I’d rather have a president with a hand up his ass instead of his head.

may 4, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 1 • view
avatar
Susan Cartwright @listen2.bsky.social

A potato would make a better president!

may 5, 2025, 11:25 am • 2 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Here ya go - President Potato! 😂

may 5, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan Cartwright @listen2.bsky.social

😂

may 5, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

And Susan President Potato is a far better dancer!! 😂

may 6, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan Cartwright @listen2.bsky.social

I think dancing is yet another thing Donnie Convict Crazypants can't do.

may 6, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Susan that is one of many things I cannot wait to end. The funny part of course is that the song was written as a gay anthem 😂

may 6, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan Cartwright @listen2.bsky.social

The GOP's evil has been so calculated, so malignant & devastating. If you are not a rich white MAN you're screwed. Competent women, POC, disabled, veterans, gay, minorities, anyone "non standard" sexually? "Those people" should work as slaves or die.

image
may 6, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

It’s heartbreaking and makes me equally angry Susan that we are going back in time when the groups you posted did not have the same rights as cus white men 😣

may 6, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan Cartwright @listen2.bsky.social

Ha! Cus white men! Little Freudian slip there! Yes. I want to cuss the white men in this administration too!

may 6, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

LOL cus - damn spell check Susan 😂😂

may 6, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Lisa C @badmoviebunnies.bsky.social

He certainly wouldn't try to defund PBS.

may 4, 2025, 12:56 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
catlady4all.bsky.social @catlady4all.bsky.social

Well, he certainly couldn't be any worse.

may 4, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
yuddda.bsky.social @yuddda.bsky.social

The slug in my backyard would make a better President.

may 4, 2025, 11:42 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

may 4, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
yuddda.bsky.social @yuddda.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

may 6, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
jobabes.bsky.social @jobabes.bsky.social

Indeed.

may 4, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
KJ 🇺🇦🇺🇦 @kerjal.bsky.social

Do you know what Elmo got before leaving the factory? He got two test tickles

may 4, 2025, 12:32 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
Brian Dzyak @theonlybriandzyak.bsky.social

A grilled cheese sandwich would make a better President than the convicted rapist/felon.

may 8, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
ealgumby @ealgumby.bsky.social

Elmo's furry shit pile would make a better president than Trump. 😒

may 4, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Wilber II @improbablity.bsky.social

And a better puppet

may 4, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
katruwa.bsky.social @katruwa.bsky.social

Leave Elmo out of this toxicity, please.

may 4, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
George Armstrong @armstrong2025.bsky.social

I prefer Fozzy Bear, but ok.

may 4, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
olderthandirt1.bsky.social @olderthandirt1.bsky.social

Shared

may 5, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
William Cross @skybilly.bsky.social

Even the ass hat playing Elmo in Times Square!

may 5, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Poor Nihilist Me @poornihilistme.bsky.social

image
may 4, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

may 4, 2025, 8:11 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Poor Nihilist Me @poornihilistme.bsky.social

Love it, ride on Big Bird 😂

may 4, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Get him Big Bird!

may 4, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Westy @norgegurlwesty.bsky.social

Compassion would be a thing

may 4, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Awaken-Educate-Activate @equality-for-all.bsky.social

👏👏👏❗

may 5, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
TheLeoTerrell'sStankyTaint @leosstankytaint.bsky.social

Frankly, a Chia Pet would. (Made in China.)

Chia criminal and traitor.
may 4, 2025, 9:54 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Topi Uusi-Seppä @topiuusis.bsky.social

The hand that's up Elmos ass would make a better president than Trump 😂

may 4, 2025, 12:34 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
The Book of Apocalypse Dumbassery @prophetscrivener.bsky.social

Even now, the Prophet doth declare— Elmo, son of Sesame, red of fur and pure of heart, Muppet Extraordinaire, wouldst govern with more justice, wisdom, and basic motor control than the Defiler of Truth perched upon his golden commode.

may 4, 2025, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

😂

may 4, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
🐿️Square Squirrel🐿️🌏🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🌈🦔🐈🐾 @squaresquirrel.bsky.social

Cookie Monster for POTUS!

may 4, 2025, 10:36 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Amy Coplan @amycoplan.bsky.social

Yeeeessss!!!

may 4, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Moonchild 💫 @itspoetic.bsky.social

But can he be any other color than red?

may 4, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan Wade @susanrwk.bsky.social

Just like Trump, we don't know who is pulling the strings on Elmo.

may 4, 2025, 3:52 am • 2 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

😂

may 4, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
thnksmga.bsky.social @thnksmga.bsky.social

Oscar the grouch would be an improvement

may 5, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Ya know you may have something there - no one talks back to Oscar

may 5, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
miketherieau.bsky.social @miketherieau.bsky.social

Remember that Elmo got screwed by his ex that said shit about him and got him fired

may 5, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
DLG @next-x.bsky.social

better make up too

may 4, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
MartyAnn.bsky.social @martyann.bsky.social

Absolutely

may 4, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
El Intrepido rides again @el-intrepido.bsky.social

Fuck; CAILLOU would make a better president that #DottardDon

may 4, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
avatar
Ed VanDyke @edv42.bsky.social

EXACTLY the same functionally. Definitely a more aesthetically pleasing puppet.

may 4, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Tish Lennon 💙 @teacup29.bsky.social

Yessss! Caring and compassion.

may 4, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Scott G. @itsjustmescott.bsky.social

image
may 4, 2025, 5:31 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
Mark Lloyd Jiron @markljiron.bsky.social

This is true, if Donald put big boys and girls in charge and he just played golf and bragged about what was going on everyone would be prospering.

may 4, 2025, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
💙🫡LittleMissEmmet🫡💙 @littlemissemmet.bsky.social

ofc he would! he had a good brush brushy brush brush song that my kids loved. - played it whilst brushing their teeth. that's a damn winner right there.

may 4, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Ya mean this one 😁 m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMr...

may 4, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
💙🫡LittleMissEmmet🫡💙 @littlemissemmet.bsky.social

yes!! It was brilliant ❤️

may 4, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

Our daughter was obsessed with Elmo at age 4. We had a bday party decorated with all Elmo decor 😁

may 4, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
💙🫡LittleMissEmmet🫡💙 @littlemissemmet.bsky.social

I bought a hand puppet and was Elmo for like 1 year hehe :)

may 4, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
maxamoolie.bsky.social @maxamoolie.bsky.social

Any muppet. Literally. Any. Muppet.

may 4, 2025, 5:45 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Nurse Shield @nurseshield.bsky.social

Even I would be a better POTUS than that fat, orange geezer

may 4, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
🧷PussyCatsResist🧷 @pussycatsresist.bsky.social

A dead hamster would make a better president than trump! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

may 4, 2025, 2:21 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
Anne Kuhlman Moore @annemooreorless.bsky.social

A rock in my yard would be a better president.

may 5, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Susan @rinative.bsky.social

A trained chimpanzee would be better

may 4, 2025, 1:07 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Anya🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @tigerinpearls.bsky.social

He even has some orange on his nose

may 4, 2025, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Kelli Midlife Mom @midlifemom.bsky.social

😂

may 4, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Sheila @thedeplorables.bsky.social

At least his coloring is even

may 4, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view