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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social

Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.

aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 177 11

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donkeyfarrier.bsky.social @donkeyfarrier.bsky.social

I have a TBI and some days I can make no sense of numbers, other days are fine. I often don’t find out what kind of day it is until I try to do something. It’s embarrassing. I do try to avoid self check out though unless the cashier lines are ridiculous.

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anymouse🗿 @anymouse84.bsky.social

What! Are you saying that 90% of those that use (or try to use) self-checkout, should be barred from doing so?😁

sep 1, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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LefseLutefisk @bachthornberry.bsky.social

Self checkout takes jobs from people who need a jobs. Plus, people might scan less in their cart when prices keep climbing.

sep 1, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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thatamerican.bsky.social @thatamerican.bsky.social

Everybody knows the dumbshit act is to hide product theft.

sep 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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slowride185 @slowride185.bsky.social

Before people are allowed to have children, they should have to complete a 30 item self-checkout with bulk foods and self-bagged produce, and then observe them at a four-way stop, 10 times minimum.

sep 1, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Krootie @krootie.bsky.social

Most MAGAs don't as they can't read.

sep 1, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shane @shane.bsky.social

oh Dave, honey, what happened

aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social

Testify!

sep 1, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Goretantath @goretantath.bsky.social

If you havent used a desktop computer in the last 10 years you should be required to go through a course on navigating interfaces before being allowed in self checkout.

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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laverneousdonkler.bsky.social @laverneousdonkler.bsky.social

Also, give us your dar keys and drivers license. Here’s your bus pass.

sep 1, 2025, 3:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Derrick Williams @wderrick.bsky.social

Not always the kiosks fault. I once saw a cranky old man snarl and hoist a case of Heiniken over his shoulder and march out of a Walmart past security guards, leaving all his other groceries behind after the kiosk called for assistance half a dozen times, no employee to be seen anywhere.

sep 1, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth Wylde @wyldegirllizzy.bsky.social

Right!? I see people all the time & they are just lost😆😆😆😂💯❤️💋

sep 1, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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stevehartzler.bsky.social @stevehartzler.bsky.social

What's next? Not allowing me to make comments on social media?

sep 1, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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ShadowDrakken @shadowdrakken.bsky.social

They need to stop putting dumbshits on the registers too

sep 1, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view