OK. I am not alone. Time will tell.

The Forbes article says Giuliani car was hit while he was waiting for the cops, but the statement from his spokesperson is that it happened after the cops arrived and he left the scene

This, exactly. And as that was the only "authorized statement" provided, apparently Forbes either flunked reading comprehension or they have a different statement from a different source.

And it wasn’t a spokesman but his head of security too

I cant believe he would get details wrong...like booking the Four Seasons for a press conference

the Forbes social media intern got it wrong but in fairness they had some bubble gum stuck in their hair and that peanut butter thing is trickier than it sounds.

Oh, yeah, there’s gonna be a lotta spin on this story. BAL, anybody?

Bingo. My point,too

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