Neither. Hate both AND the in-laws!

Well, they're definitely consummating before the nuptials.

I just want to be in the choir lift with popcorn

Not sure which is which but I'll go with neither

They could both take a ride in one of Leon's rockets as far as I'm concerned. 🚀🔥

Pool side, with popcorn and beer.

Bride. This shit is bananas. B A N A N A S

Neither! The church is on fire 🔥! Popcorn 🍿 for everyone!!

Little x...knock em sock em

I'll be at the bar.

Let it burn side

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

No prenuptial? Lol

😂

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, so let them destroy each other. Popcorn is my favorite snack, so LFG!

I'm just hoping the bride and groom kill each other and all the guests live.

🤣😂🤣

William Shakespeare out there in the ether fuming that he’s dead rn

You know it

Neither, I’m just the florist here to enjoy the show 🍿🎉‼️

Ring side!

Joyce!

There’s no room for sides. This is standing room only in a stadium. 😂

SHIT NEITHER,LET THEM EAT EACH OTHER

🍿🍿

Neither

thanks for the chuckle. we need it.

🤣🤣🤣

Bahaha🤣🤣

😹

To quote a movie, “I’m just here for the food.”

Concession stand in the aisle, selling popcorn

How is this the fault of Biden's health cover up - Jake Tapper

How do we know which is which?

I'm just here for the popcorn...and also to laugh and point...

Well actually, I declined to attend the event and spent the day at the beach sipping margaritas.

I'll take mutual assured destruction, please.

Neither

It’s like the bride is sleeping with the best man and her new MIL knows and is also sleeping with the best man, but the groom has a secret family he abandoned and he’s mean to kittens. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE?!?

Mother of the Bride

OUR side 😀

Not going; not sending a gift.

Neither, let the boat sink with them both on it.

Um, ma’am, I’m with catering.

😄

I’ll be out in the boathouse with a bottle of cab I pinched from the open bar.

No need for names. It’s perfect.

who gets Joe Rogan in the divorce??

Dana White, his real mom.

😂👏🏻

I'll just quietly observe from the back

Same 😂

Neither. The caterer who wasn't paid.

How about you doing the next podcast on domestic relations law?

Neither. It's popcorn from the standing area by the door.

😂😂😂

I'm concerned about the children

Hoping for a quick annulment.

Can I just roll in the aisle?

on the side of we the people who are entertained by this but hurt the most by what these 2 narcissistic billionaires are doing to us.

😂

I’m just here to object

Divorce attorney's side.

Neither I’m just a wedding crasher😉😹🤣

😂 Neither, but I wouldn’t mind knowing what Elon knows about the election.

... and the stuff fElon knows about adjudicated rapist tRump in the Epstein file.

I Would Prefer Not To See Either Ever Again.

wouldn’t mind seeing these two in a cage match but for the love of god make them wear shirts

To be clear, pants also. No ratty bathrobes with a shirt.

Nobody wants to see those yam tits.

Not even in a shirt 😂

More like, which side of the room in divorce court?

Which side is Putin gonna take?

I'm not attending I have other plans with the exes.

Kids' table. Better food and more mature conversations.

Neither. Just crashing

Will wedding gifts be returned?

Musk has almost no power to do things. Trump can fuck him up.

Fuck both of them.

I'm just sitting in tune back waiting for the minister to ask if anyone knows any good reason why these two shouldn't be wed. That moment is going to be LIT.

I’m just here for the cake.

Hahahaha

The open bar side.

neither?

Just rigorously objecting to it for months now.

I️ am not going to the wedding.

Crying for America side.

Shhh I’m at the Reception eating the popcorn 🍿

😂🤣

I'm on neither side. They're both contemptible. But I'm definitely crashing this party, tub of popcorn in hand.

I’ll take the one with the most money.

Alien side or Predator side?

Let them tear each other apart.

I’ll be in the balcony watching this fiasco

In the caterer’s tent, spitting in all the food.

I'm going to post office in 45 minutes

What

America is a pawn in a game between trump and musk.

Empty church with the doors barred shut. Just the two of them and maybe two glasses of Hemlock punch.

I’m reminded of “Kill Bill.”

Neither.

Neither. Getting more popcorn.

Divorce lawyers' side.

🤣

Skipping the wedding.

I want the news to deep dive every tweet & “truth” post by e&t. Every single one. THAT is the news we have been waiting for. The PA election sway, the Epstein files, cuts to safety nets in the bill, elons contracts with the Fed govt . . . Run with it NOW.

🏆

🤣

Neither. Not going. Not sending a gift!

My RSVP was ✔️ Shall Not Attend.

Choir loft

Didn’t Musk know: A. DJT never keeps his word; never honors a deal. B. DJT Lies all the time, about EVERYTHING ! He thought he was buying a government, so he could be a de facto dictator. Instead all he bought himself was a “chump” label. Couldn’t happen to a nicer Nazi.

🤔Mutually assured destruction would be the best outcome, imo🙂

Standing next to a tree smoking a cigarette, far off from the funeral.

Honestly, I’m just really hoping it’s a red wedding

Like War of the Roses movie - (Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner). By the end you didn’t care what happened to them both because they were so awful

I love your wicked humor!

bsky.app/profile/bren...

Team neither.

Peanut gallery? Or can I just cheer for a meteor?

😂😂

Neither, I will be in the choir when the hands get thrown

Um got my popcorn and watching this dumpster fire from a safe distance!

"Think of the kids'"

I’m with the band.

In this case, I am quite consciously on my own side.

Kinda hoping for a Romeo and Juliet ending; just saying.

From your texting fingertips to god’s smartphone

Which is which?

Neither. They deserve each other and both love fu

Both! Maximum damage

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Far Side

Can I please be the minister? Do you... Breakup up with....

We know who gets the Russia who gets the china? 😂

I'm gonna raid the gift table.

There is a chocolate fountain fyi.

What a celebration! I am sooooo there.

Ketchup fountain.

Before it’s torched let’s go!

Hmmmm. That’s a hard one. As a hardcore Dem, it’s not my choice so I am going to defer to any Repubs on this post about that. I am looking forward to perusing the comments on this post.

I’m dead!!!

I'll watch from the balcony and spit on them both.

Here’s a wonderful visual - and I say you’re welcome in advance - which one wears the bride’s garter?

I skipped the wedding. I'll skip the divorce.

I'm for the meteor

Neither - wedding should never have happened!

Remember that snake story Trump always used to tell during the 2016 campaign? Yes Donald you took the Snake in

Soft or Hard tacos?

😏😂😂😂😂

😂🤣😂🤣 This comment wins the internet today

Divorce lawyers side

Gender fluid

I'm on the sidelines rooting for a pyrrhic victory.

YES

Pure staged WWE theater. Almost like they asked Linda McMahon for advice.

I want my gift back!

😆😆😆😆😆😆

I’ll attend the divorce proceedings. I’ve got no dog in this fight but I’ve got my 🍿.

I blame Biden. Wait, that wasn't the question. 😉

You're both wrong. Obama is so 2010, and Biden is so 2024... It's all Lenard Leo's fault...

Wait, you misspelled #ThanksObama

Reception bartender’s side.

Kid’s side.

👏👏

🤣🤣🤣

Balcony, screaming, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”

The good thing? No friends to argue over. No pets.

Good one!!!

Neither. They can take it outside.

Yesterday I hated the bride today I love the bride

😹

neither. i’m in the kitchen with the caterers. we opened the chapagne early and we’re laughing our asses off. “Bride’s side or groom’s side?”

Next sign: MAGA, you get to keep them both.

Sorry MAGA, your 2 dads are fighting.

Lol

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Hoping they both come out ruined 😈

They've been ruined all along. Once everyone realizes it, we'll be somewhere.

I’m the caterer serving the deregulated/un-inspected food stuff.

🤣

Which is which? They’re so…alike.

Bahahaha!

Neither, let’s see who gets pneumonia first…because that’s how these billionaire divorces go (i.e. Ivana Trump, P.Diddy, )

Open bar

Elonia has more 💰

Not here for either, just enjoying my popcorn from the back of the building

any space left in the choir loft?

Who's the bride and who's the groom? Same sex marriage gone bad? 🤣

Wedding or dumpster fire?

Burn the church!

We’re the church!

That’s my fear

With both the bride, the groom, priest and invited guests in it.

Which one's the man?

Neither. I’m on the people’s side.

Yes!

Ring bearer! Should have gone to Kamala. Those to belong in prison for election tampering!

Team Muskrat because I hate him less!

Both for prison!!

🤣