Yes, because old white racists praying in Wisconsin are so much more effective than innocent children praying in Minnesota. Just an absolute 🤡
Yes, because old white racists praying in Wisconsin are so much more effective than innocent children praying in Minnesota. Just an absolute 🤡
To hell with him and his false prayers. God damn traitor JD Dance Dance The CouchFucker Vladimir Futon Vance
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They don't give a damn. Just words.
Charlatan.
What was it Jesus said about praying in public?
Bryan @bbouton.bsky.social · 44min ago “And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men…” Jesus knew a performative motherfucker when he saw one.
Exactly. And I love your way with words 😉
(JD Vance to God): "I'm sad because children are getting gunned down. Boo hoo." (God to JD Vance): "Geez, man, I gave you a brain, fool. Get RID of the guns. At the very minimum, regulate the guns better. Sheesh. Do I have to do EVERYTHING for you?!??"
That sounds like a Thank You for coming to my show. Tickets are on sale now for next Mass Shooting.
But he won’t because he’s just as much as shithead as Trump is and when he becomes president, he’s going to be worse
So he did nothing yet again. Religion is the world’s longest running con of the weak and poor. It’s exactly why the gop targets religious people.
🤬 idiot
Thoughts and prayers are a lot cheaper than FEMA...
Thoughts and prayers are what Indoctrinated Ignorance calls their solution for everything under the Sun... So Fuck Them All Very Much!
But he prayed really really super-hard. That should count for som-- You're right. He's a feckless boob.
No….he’s really just a troglodyte that fell into the office of VP and has turned out to be a perpetually vacationing do nothing mouth piece for Miller…whom I believe is the actual Prez. It’s all so disgusting
No, he can't. His owners won't allow it... He's NRAs, AIPACs and Fossil Fuel companies little bitch!! So, no... He can't do anything sensible...
Asshole!! 🤮🤮👿👿🤬🤬🤬
Hes not going to do anything, that proves hes in cahoots with the Felon in Chief
He is too stupid to do anything but wipe the 🍊 off his nose and lips.
Yes, JESUS ASKS THAT YOU STOP SUCKING THE KNOB OF THE GUN LOBBY....let's start there.
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He's such a fake. Spare us your insincere prayers.
VD Vance= worthless
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God hates republicans that “pray” instead of act
Republicans- "We continue to offer thoughts and prayers to everyone, except Democrats, who dies from senseless gun violence. Although we have the power to enact sensible gun control laws, we prefer to cater to the gun lobby so we can receive more of their blood money."
I'm pretty sure the background players were employees forced to be there. What were they celebrating - higher tariffs & prices? The VP was so afraid of constituents that they had the local PD let them drive the wrong way on a one way street so they wouldn't have to pass by all the protestors. Ass.
Those prayers are not going to bring back the dead. Do something to stop the violence. Wishful thinking takes you no where. God forbid, nothing bad happens to Barron or JD’s kids.
Now, we will pray for the guns that have been abused and given a Bad Name by the leftists
So in need of attention. What a loser post.
Speaking of playing games Ms Vance: "Apparently, a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich, but not a Subway sandwich or a person who throws a Subway sandwich at a police officer," Kirschner said.Is Jeannine Piro suffering from dementia or she's just another corrupt Trump-type fascist?
I grew up on the boarder of Lacrosse. Those people don’t care about Minnesotans.
He's pretending because he can't "do" or just doesn't care.
To late, they are already dead.
Or fundraise for 2028 off of it.
What thoughts and prayers to a entity that doesnt exist isnt gonna help! what ?
He’s always been a smug schmuck, and if he has anything to say about it, always will be.
Sick of your thoughts and prayers. They will not bring those precious children back. Do something about guns!
Cosplaying empathy?
Oh! Thank God he’s here with his thoughts and prayers to make everything ALLLL better!
Republicans: Let the blood and money flow!
Doing nothing is his specialty. He got all the way to VP doing nothing
Right on the money. This affinity for guns is so sick.
Ikr🤦🏽
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He can't though, right? His job description is to monitor the black thing of death growing on Trump's hands and announce himself "President" once the inevitable happens. Obviously he doesn't *want* to do anything, and he won't after the inevitable happens and he *could* do something.
Fuck you VP Couch. We in MN want nor do we need anything from you.
he "plays" the part of a good Christian.. unconvincingly
Someone please tell jd that we dont need his prayers as he clearly ptays to the orange god. What we need is some sort of gun control, and less hate spewed to his and trumps followers
And I quote: “Fuck your thoughts and prayers!”
Thoughts and prayers have become the byline of the NRA supporting GOP. They'd rather have lobbying money and all the perks at the expense of children's lives. It's been the same story for decades. The second amendment was not designed for this purpose. It was written for people living pioneer lives.
I felt scurve in the air in Wisconsin today......now I know why!
Yet the begging the population to make more children. Is it because They need to enlarge their targets?
Yeah when they’re not molesting them. Children are not safe in any way, shape or form around republikkkans. Maybe if we call children fetuses, they’ll be safer🤷🏽
YES THEY ALL CAN
May the Lord help us get rid of this dangerous red scourge.
lol he had to go to Wisconsin because he’s not welcome in Minnesota
Hey, couchfucker, praying doesn't work. Those kids and their teachers were "praying" when they were shot. Let's do some logic on why they were shot.
For all the thoughts and prayers after every mass shooting, and especially the school shootings, how many other shootings do these deluded, religious bigots believe their God has prevented? And if any, why not all? Or maybe it was busy that day. 🤬
lil'jug dip shows why he is a bastard asshole with this ghoulish display under cover of "prayer". He's a fu king prick.
Not this guy.
If you want to pray, go to church. You were elected to government to govern. Do something about the guns, you "pro-life" hypocrite.
The least you can do is pray. Literally. It is the least fucking thing you can do when people are gunned downed and murdered. It is the same as saying "I'll have a tea". It will calm you, but it won't solve a fucking thing. This is always the political solution, useless as hell.
Beware Vance. He’s a rat.
One law stopping minor surgery.
It's always +1 than whatever.
Shut the F- up JD (don't want to swear on Joyce's feed). That may is so useless.
Yes, but nothing can be permitted to threaten the KKKristofascists' access to as many guns as they want until they've used them to establish their fantasied permanent KKKristofascist minority rule forever-hegemony. Once they do, however, you can kiss gun rights goodbye.
Did I fall asleep and wake up in the Vatican? What the holy hell.
And if praying actually worked I doubt he’d be the VP
It’s amazing that this person Vance lies about there eating cats snd dogs is now praying for children killed at a church who were praying! Vance what are you praying for? The children are innocent and will automatically go to heaven! The parents are inconsolable from their child’s loss!
Go to hell vance, you piece of shit!
Praying. Fuck praying. That’s doing literally nothing except hearing your own inner dialogue echo around your cranium.
Looks like they care more about an insurrectionist who got shot while trying to break into Congress Chamber to attack Congress people than they do about bullet riddled children.
Yeah, yeah, "Dear God, Oh make it stop!" God's reply: Ban the AR guns, idiots.
JD isn't owned by prayer, but he is OWNED by the NRA!
More useless vomit from the guy who wears more eyeliner than an '80's hair metal band.
This regime has destroyed every department in the federal government. Their goal is for AMERICAN citizens to be broke, sick or dead. The VP may be actually “ fake” praying..
No,he’s too busy setting himself up to be crowned the next President. Trump should watch his back if Vance if standing behind him.
Pretend vice-president.
Faith without works
Not really. The VP doesn't have a lot of power. However, all those people behind him are disgusting fascists willing to debase themselves for a literal Nazi couch fucker.
Another fake religious comment coming from the fake religious republican party
I think it’s obvious we are well beyond the “do something” stage with this admin., especially after that circle blow job cabinet meeting!!
Vladimir Futon isn't gonna do anything. He likes gun money because it affords him the opportunity to be able to pay his Grinder hookups. Ohhh "Peggy" we know...
Fuck your prayers
JV Dance accused VPOTUS Harris of being useless. With RepubliKKKans every accusation is a confession.
You nailed it, Joyce. How many vacations has he had since January?
SEVEN
Trump spends $millions on frequent golf trips, overcharging his security detail for their accommodation to enrich himself, while promoting his resorts. He's really got the presidency working for him, hasn't he? Vance follows suit with his frequent holidaying. They're there to work for the people.
He is an incompetent sycophantic nincompoop and worthless
How insulting! He should have held his peace and said nothing. It’s his ilk that keeps weapons of war for sale all over the country! He and his family have secret service protection.. how nice for them! What an asshole! 🤬🤬🤬
Prayer--when you're too stupid to do something constructive, but you want to do something anyway.
There’s a litmus test: “Jesus warns against being like hypocrites who love to pray publicly in synagogues and street corners to be seen by others. Their reward is the praise of people, not from God.”
Keep praying assholes but when it's your kids do not come crying to us we tried to warn you but your to stupid to no better so keep praying it doesn't happen to your kids.
I pray every day that Vance and all republicans will grow a spine and pass strong gun legislation. Unfortunately, they love money more than children.
Sick as sick can be. Presumably his 'God' wanted this to happen in the first place.
How about listening to the God they prey to, actually listen.
Good thing they prayed. Otherwise, some kids might have been shot… oh, wait
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Spare me your pious worthlessness.
It’s a reality show. Wonder why?
What a fucking nightmare.. Religion is controlled schizophrenia.
He and trump have helped turn America into a God forsaken country. He is not helping out. Especially with criminals and lunatics in charge!
I pray every day for the attack on JD Vance.
Makes me sick!
He went to WI? Too scared to come to MN with his bullshit, do-nothing charade?
This administration should just pray about deporting the undocumented. Or pray about inflation. Or pray about tax breaks for billionaires. But oh, I guess that only works for protecting children from being murdered.
But saying some bullshit words to his imaginary sky daddy doesn’t require that he do any actual work
Worthless
The kids were in church. Seems like they are locked and loaded to protect the NRA.
He would, but it’s almost Labor Day weekend and he’s planned another vacation.
Vance is useless. He could do more about this, but he wouldn’t want to hear the relentless shameful comments Trump would lay upon him.
Who are the ppl standing behind him?
Not prayer you stupid fool. You cut programs that help feed children and cut medical programs to help children so and so. And you Vance think prays are going to save children. Vance's kids have security to watch of them, not all kids have security while in schools. This is the worst blanking VP ever
He’s a lying scumbag.
Unfortunately real change will only happen when one of their children gets slaughtered at school
Pray to whom? Cthulu? On a more serious note, if we are created by the divine, then our our ability to solve problems was also created by the divine and the solution when there is a problem is not asking God to do something, but to use the mind given to us to come up with a solution and DO IT.
Was he on vacation in LaCrosse?
Yes, like ban all military assault weapons that Congress can easily do by their majority vote. BUT they won't! Their donors are a priority over children's security. I just "prayed" that JD Pance gets hit by lightning strikes!! See, it doesn't work! ⚡🤷
Maybe something a bit less random; stroke, ALS, accident while on vacation, for instance. Just spitballing here.
Spitballing in his food would be appreciated.
Just another hypocritical Christian asshole 🙄
Pray in private by all means if it helps you...but first DO somthing. God helps those who help themselves.
What if they have no intention of helping? God wouldn’t intervene to help who doesn’t want to do anything about mass killings.
Putz
The Taliban do the same thing. Just pray.
He’s only allowed to do what Peter Thiel tells him to do. Nothing else.
"Faith in action" means that one's belief or trust in God, a spiritual truth, or a cause is demonstrated through outward behaviors, deeds, and actions, not just by words or thoughts. If he was more than just a performative Christian, he'd know this.
You know who else was praying when it happened.... The kids!!!
Gonna play devils advocate here; at least he did "something." Haven't heard a peep out of Chump. He's garbage but at least he pretended to care.
He's about to start posting bible verses. Amen.
@jdvance, surely you know, as a confessed Christian, that the dead no longer need your “thoughts and prayers”. But that’s way easier than actually doing something about the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Clueless!
If you actually pray, JD, I'm damn sure no honest god would listen to yoir BS.
He only prays to false gods and golden idols.
Why didn’t he come here to Minnesota for his prayer service? Not that we want him here. The fool!
Right?! He knows we wouldn’t be “Minnesota Nice”! What a Shitweasel.
Methinks he mocks too much
Prayers are fine, gun control legislation would be preferable. Like that’s going to happen under the 🍊🤡’s administration.🤦🏼♀️
Seriously, fu*k that guy.
He’s a big WASTE OF SPACE…as much a grifter as Agent 🍊!!! They are in this for themselves, for the money they are fleecing from all of us…of the power that they can gather!!!
Nope. Not working for Trump. If he got any public credit for accomplishing anything, Trump would be very petulant and jealous and would fire him.
Yeah, but then the NRA checks wouldn’t go into his bank account.
He’s a fake ass Christian anyway or he wouldn’t support & be the vp of a felon, pedo and cover for other pedos. Photo op bs
And he killed the Pope 😆
He can go fuck himself and then a couch. And then rinse and repeat.
Little jd is just a douchey little mouth piece for his master
Performative Ass!
Interesting. They always forget... Matthew, Chapter 6 verses 5 - 8. King James Version of the Bible.
I can’t stomach this performative bullshit the Trump administration does every f’ ing day!
He doesn’t care. He doesn’t care about the dead and wounded children. He just doesn’t care, it’s all performative bullshit.
He is amoral, but not innocently so. He studied the law of which he denies its existence. Narcissistic? Psychopathic? And weak?
Anyone would be a fool to depend on numbnuts Vance for anything...that's why Trump chose him.
That’s what these children were doing when they were shot!
“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men…” Jesus knew a performative motherfucker when he saw one.
Was going to post this but figured someone might have beat me to it.
kudos if you were gonna throw in the “motherfucker” 🤣🤣💀💀
🤣 I probably wouldn't have but it was a nice touch 🤣
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He can’t do shit. The VP has no power to enact anything. Especially this taint licker.
Not in my country
What a SCUM BAG!!!!!!
J D Vance is the poster child for fake Christians!
Praying for victims saves no one, prevents no further slaughter of innocents, really doesn’t solve anything. The problem is the guns. It is time to take action.
He is useless, worse than doing nothing
He’s the MAGA mascot. That’s it. Period.
But the prayers had to be on camera
Well done 👏 a point well made
Well put
you can't just pray! You have to connect first, then have the faith and trust to see it through. Prayer's a tough call... ppl get very deluded and Gawd crazy over it
I ALWAYS think of this when people offer prayers for anything. If God didn't answer prayers of 6 MILLION innocent people, why would God answer our prayers? There is no "god" who answers prayers. We are God, our collective conscience as humans. So the answer to prayers is for US to do something.
And those were his “chosen”. Omnipotence? What a joke.
There are no “chosen people”.
Careful, with words like that, Israel might put out a hit on you.
The phrase the "Chosen People" has nothing to do with superiority or being more beloved by God. It refers to the covenant the Jewish people made with God to uphold His commandments. They were "chosen" for special responsibility, not special privilege.
Well said.
A bold move to resolve the gun violence crisis is to overturn the SCOTUS 2008 Heller decision.
If what we are dealing with, as far as mass shootings, is determined by their praying it away, I would say give it a rest. It’s not working.
That would suggest that he has the capacity or capability of doing anything that Thiel or Miller has told him explicitly to do. Feckless, lazy, amoral and dumb are the operative adjectives for him.
Has not told him him to do.
Praying hasn’t solved this particular American problem has it 😞😞😞
Drag queen from the past needs to admit his gayness and accept that they hate themselves the most! They really have no idea what is coming for them! The country will never stand for this.
JD is just a stage prop currently. 😎
To JD Vance, this tragedy is only a way for him to get more press and continue his campaign for the presidency.
"Thoughts and prayers..." "This is no time to talk about gun control!" BLAH BLAH BLAH! Nothing will change! Republicans in Congress are under the control of the NRA and gun manufacturers lobbies. Even our children's lives are expendable if Joe Sixpack can continue to carry around his goddamn AK-47!
Afraid to go to Minneapolis JD? Wisconsin does not need thoughts and prayers from this fascist coward either.
Praying to the Devil isn't going to help anyone but the Devil. And to be clear, the Devil is ... Stephen Miller? Peter Theil? Putin? Dumpy? Nah, Dumpy is just a small penis in this. Hmm, who could it be?
Saving that, thank you!
As soon as he opens his lying liar lips to "pray", black, stinking slime should be pouring out.
I see how you rushed there to comfort them. Oh wait that was Obama at Sandyhook
They don't know it but I'm sure they're all on GODs Blocked list? Gutless wonders and Commandment breakers the lot of them. And I'm not religious and have more integrity than to invoke callous laziness as a pretence for following my Christian principles.
Praying is easier
Performative spiritual bypassing. Screw you Vance.
JD is a hillbilly piece of urine soaked shit born to a hillbilly toothless whore.
What he is doing is supporting the elimination of gun safety laws.
Thank you, Joyce. I agree.
THEY were literally praying. As they got shoot. PRAYERS DO NOT HELP WHEN THEY ARE DEAD
“We’re all going to die…”
Get fucked JD!
He’s in way over his head. Flying by the seat of his pants. America’s Hitler’s right hand man. He’s an opportunistic chameleon. Poseur. Who will he be when he’s president?
That all sounds very insecure.
Trying to reinvent himself by changing his name. Just Dance Vance seems like the type of guy who would sell out his entire family, brown kids included, if he thought it would advance his career. He's a loser, an opportunistic parasite, and has no redeeming personality traits. Everyone hates him!!
Peter Thiel's bitch.
Yes Ban Trans from buying Guns comes to mind
Which God did you pray to, Just Dweeb? Mammon or Lucifer? Did it talk back to you?
Too late idiots !!!
The repuglicants use thoughts & prayers so much, one must wonder if they really do coz they do so little to begin with! 86/47 Reject fascism! Revolution is now or never! 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦🌈🟧🌍🩸💙
What a total Conman Sham - a disgrace
At my job, if I have a project that needs a solution, I can’t go to my leadership or board and say, ‘Fixed it. I prayed about it so we’re done here.’ They would expect to see action steps and results. Why does government get away with this?
Their prayers are a sham. A cover to make it look like they're doing something, but they're not doing anything.
JD fellates the NRA and gun extremists.
Don chose JP Mandel to do something, & he’s doing what Don chose him to do - he’s playing games. It’s JP, right?! What? JD Mandel - and he’s doing a great job!
This tragedy interrupt JD Ottoman's vacation?
He's just such an insufferable little putz
Just another performance.
But with pretend games they can act like they are doing something without taking any real responsibility or action.
Yes, he could. And what's worse is the fact that this genuflecting moron has aspirations on the White House. He would do nothing to resolve this problem. Safer to pay lip service than to threaten your political ambitions. Kids are just collateral damage on the way to the top. First class coward.
Just me, but I don't think his prayers are worth much. They definitely don't stop gun insanity.