I’ve been told I’m going to hell for excessive use of the word “fuck”… I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
I’ve been told I’m going to hell for excessive use of the word “fuck”… I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
Screenshoting this for a coworker tomorrow. Do you offer sleeper seats? She's earned it.
I'm fucking driving this fuckin bus!! 👍🤘🤣🤣
But that would mean we wouldn’t get to join Rush Limbaugh, Jimmy Swaggert, Jeffrey Epstein, TFG, and all the holier-than-thou evangelicals who — just a minute, save me a seat!!
I feel like it's ruder to tell someone they'll be tortured and punished in fire for all eternity than to drop a few fun cusses here and there
I never used to swear much but since Jan 20 I have no fucks left to give
FUCK YEAH
Was promised I could get their in a hand basket, but thanks for the offer.
Fuck that, the bus makes me fucking sick. Fuck.
Save my seat
Done!
Every Tr*+} administration.
Save me a seat, please.
I've been told by a devout Christian that using the word "fuck" means I have a potty mouth, but my real transgression is using the the name of the Lord in vain...there's no winning with that group...but at least I'm not damned eternally...
Fuck yeah! 😇
fuckin'a
Define excessive 🤪
Better super-size it 🙋♀️
We're going to need a double decker.
"You're gonna need a bigger bus."
Fuck yeah! Thank the fucking stars for this fucking great opportunity to travel in the comradeship of some fucking motherfuckers!
I’m right there with ya! I’d rather go to hell than hang out with a bunch of so-called “christians” in heaven.
When will you stop by my place? Hell can only be worse than here if MAGA's there
I like the word "fuckery" as in what the fuck is this fuckery?
I'll bring the fucking cheese whiz. Who's got the fucking Ritz crackers?
Fuck, yeah! Wife and I are all in.
fuck is my favourite word💔
Sign me up!
Naaaah fuck that fuckity fucking nonsense.
Please reserve a seat for me too! 😂
Swing by grab me. I got the weed beer and pizza...
But, you're a woman! Don't y'all go to hell anyway? That's what those men say, anyway. Except of the virgins, for the suicide bombers, and the immaculate conceptioners, for the jesus-freaks. No?
Can you swing by and pick me up?!
Never used to use the word until 47 was elected, now it's a regular part of my volcabulary.
Fuck yeah! It’s a sign of the time. I am destined to join you. I have used the F bomb more since November, than I have ever in my life.
😂🤣🤣
🥰😊
🤗🥰
Fuck yeah!
Sounds like a great fuckin' road trip. Think of all the songs we can sing using only the f-word.
I never let that word dirty my mouth until I was 50. Now it’s way too much of a bad habit….
Save me a seat please!
Absolutely nothing in the Bible about the use of the word Fuck.
I'm fucking ready!
Bahahahahahaha
*hops on*
Sista! Sit close we can chat.
😆
Save me a fucking seat
“ You may be going to hell in a bucket babe…but at least your enjoying the ride …ride ..ride”
Yea, fuck that noise! Room for one more on the bus?
Well fuck me! Save me a seat please!
Fuck yeah Bruce!
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
Is this real? I really want it to be real lolll
Looks like a Monster truck rally but with a bus. Probably real.😂
OHMYGOD IT’S REAL youtube.com/shorts/q7JcB...
Not surprised.
I call shotgun.
Fuck yeah!
I've already made a reservation. A nice big room. It's a little hot, but I'll manage. I asked to be far away from Trump. Sorry, I think I got the room on that floor.
I have lots of fucking friends!
I have my fucking ticket right here.
Say hi to my dad. Dad was a WWII Navy Chief. I think I was in kindergarten before I realized my mom's name wasn't "Goddamnit Jeanne!"
Save me a seat.
Thanks. I got my own fucking ride! 😉
Fuck that.
Ok
Reserving my first-class seat right fucking now.💪🏾💯👍🏾
The company will prove to be stellar! 👍
I definitely need a seat! My F bombs fly all day every day! Funny how I didn’t need them as much when Biden was in charge!
Yeah, we may as well make it a fucking party bus. I can mix some cocktails.
I call shotgun! 😆 (Behind the driver)
Y'all need to watch your fucking language.
😂🤣😂🐈⬛
All aboard the fucking sin wagon!
Luck, Lynnie. That's scary.
Save me a fucking seat. Please.
I'll be on the side of the road with my fuckin thumb out.
✋️
I think we should worry more about gun violence than swear words.
Save me a fucking seat please!
I'll bring snacks. And Popsicles!
Shotgun!
I like the word Fuck so keep it up Lynnie 😁😁
I've had a reservation for a good table with a view for a while, I'll share for the offer of transportation. 😁
I’m fucking down for getting on that fucking bus.
Shotgun!
Fuck ya, I'm in! In this imploding world, saying "fuck" has become an emotional lifeline. Using 'FUCK' more, is by now, SANITY Rising back up! THIS TRUMP SHIT IS FUCKING FUCKED UP, fuck him, no seriously, with something one size, no two sizes, too big. Please fucking continue!
Count me in
I'm happy to drive. I have experience driving giant yellow tubes full of fuckin kids.
Fuck yeah, save me a seat!
When you think about it, it's a word that refers to the act that when completed (coitus) results in the creation of new beings. It's perhaps a most sacred thing.
It is a very useful word. There was an airplane mechanic in WW II who, after stripping a bolt and rapping his knuckles, exclaimed "Fuck! The fucking fucker's fucked!"
My first three months of the regime I was absolutely horrible, f bombs everywhere. I started writing songs. F bombs decreased but the number of songs for our protest increase June 14th had three songs. My daughter won't allow the f bomb on my protest signs or in my songs....when did I become the kid
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If we all Chip in we could buy one of these, I think we’ll fuckin’ need one (or 10 😅)
Well that fucking sucks. Save me a fucking seat .
I’ve got a Lifetime Bus Pass🚎
Thou shalt not use trumps name in vain
Are we using “fuck” as commas now?
Why, everyone knows it’s the most useful word, In Heaven or Hell. Don’t leave home without it..
I'm in, easily.
Thanks, I’ll definitely need a spot 🥴
👍👍👍👍😂
FUCK, save me a seat. Please and thank you.
I can't be bothered with the extra typing to use cuss words as typing is one fingered and a chore. I had been a mechanic and my language was littered with the F word. I don't swear much in real life anymore either. 😼
Fuck yah! Save me a fucking seat! Hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck yeah!
You will need to start a Go Fund me because one bus ain't gonna cut it.
There are multiple fucking studies that show people who swear a lot are extremely intelligent. Besides, there is no fucking hell, so tell these shitheads who don't ike you swearing they can kiss your ass.
lol. Our language, English, didn’t even fucking exist. It’s never mentioned in the Bible. How would this nitwit know
🙋🏽♀️
How much do I owe you for the lift?
If that’s the case, I’m going to Hell in a hand basket with gasoline drawers on. Did you tell the person that told you that to “fuck off”?
I'm in!
Save me a fucking seat!
🙋♀️
Fuck, what the fuck are you going to fucking do?
Save me a fucking seat
Want to take turns driving that fucker?
With you!
I’ll be sitting in the first f**king row.
I'm with you all the fucking way 🤣
We really appreciate your unwavering support towards Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙏
Where are you supporting from?
I'm in
Fuck that's cool. Is it a short bus?
Fuck yea!
Pick me up✌️
I'll be on the roadside with my thumb out ... lift? 😏
I could use a fucking lift
I am highly educated, well-spoken, well-read, and well-raised. But suddenly this year I have the mouth of a drunken sailor on leave. Like, it just comes pouring out of me. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything. My 2nd most often-repeated phrase is Jesus Christ.
Reserve a seat for me.
Window seat, please.
So I can be on my favorite podcast? Let's go!
I'll bring the limes.
Fuck yeah, I’m in—I’ll bring the fucking snacks
I’ll come with you.
Fuck yeah!
I'm fucking driving.
Thank you for your kindness. A donation or repost of my pinned post could bring us one step closer to our goal.
Guess I’m fuckin’ going.🤷🏾♀️
Hell is only a block away, I'll enjoy the walk!
Curse words based on bodily functions do not have the impact they did a few decades ago. If you want to make an impact, swear using disability or race based insults.
I’ve explained this to my elders.
I couldn't be upset when my adult kids started using it in front of me. I could finally join them!
I’ll hitch a ride, I’m going to hell too, apparently for my tattoos
Fuckin’ yeah.
I’m in
Ever since menopause, it’s my favorite word💚
Fuck yeah!
✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽
Least we'll know people! Save me a seat!
🤣😂😆🤣
Save me a seat!!
I will be there with you, but thought it would be a barbed-wire canoe-- the seats will be better🤣🤣🤣👍
I'll bring snacks.
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
I have A CDL. Happy to drive
Do you know how many Californians it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, there’s not enough room to screw in a lightbulb.
I guess I will see you in hell!
So, are you coming to pick me up? Or do I have to go to you? Also, since I use The Lord's name as an adjective, do I get an assigned seat? Or a different bus?
Fuck yeah
I’m fucking in!!!!
🖐️
🙋🏻♀️please
Fuck, yeah!
Where's my fucking seat?
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yes!
Girl I’m driving that bus
Amen sister
You’ll be fine if fucking accept donations to even like the fucking antichrist.
I'm also driving a bus to hell. Mine has unlimited seats, but I'm auctioning off shotgun. And when I get there, I will have donated any organs or portions thereof that I can spare; I will be almost penniless (having given away most of my money); & my body will be in a medical school cadaver lab.
I'm told I'm going to hell for being an atheist. Can't scare me with made up stuff. But if there is a hell, and I get sent there, I'll have plenty good folks to keep me company.
Fuck, yeah
I'm taking the handbasket, thanks😆
Sign me up
I’ll bring the beer and wine
We're in it now
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Tell the person who said that to you:” Go fuck yourself”
… Oh for fuck’s sake - I’ll fucking drive
Yes, give me a ticket
ummm, yes please? I say it so much in every aspect & everywhere.... I mean, a lot! It's excessive how much I use it, & ya know, I don't give a fuck! 😆
🥰
Ha! Don't always brag but I am rather sure I have a Management position all lined up once I see Ol Scratch himself.
We’re going to need a bigger bus. Just imagine Roy Scheider is saying it.
It's a sin not to curse. Especially in today's world. You're good.
Oh fuck yahhhhh I’m gonna need a fucking seat
I call shotgun!
I'll reserve a seat for my wife on your F' tastic bus!
Fuck yeah. Let’s roll!
anyone who still believes in hell, devils, and angels is a moron
the gods love reformers, rescuers of animals & people, & those who try. My bus is going upward. You're invited. Fuck yea!
Fuck yes lol
Fuck, fuck, fuckery fuck! And while I am at it FUCK TACO!
I'll offer you a cuss thesaurus, but I suspect it won't change the outcome. Learn Arabic. They know how to cuss!
If your bus can drop me off at the “die bitch” train, I’m booking an advanced ticket…
Apparently the road to hell is paved with fucks. Our reality now is that the road to hell is paved with, "I don't give a fuck." Time to fucking stand up and #Resist.
Save me a seat
Well, fuck a duck, I'm in