DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR —
Can't we just get rid of districts?
Em dash after em dash. Bro it’s not that hard to mock Trump’s 3rd grade writing style you don’t need to use AI.
Perfect.
😂 top level trolling😂 Love it!
Whoever came up with the Trump posting idea deserves a raise. Or a muffin or something at least.
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Has humpty responded? Running out of popcorn!
Very excited for the big announcement tomorrow from Gavin Newsom, the hottest Governor, EVER! His you-know-what is bigger than Arnold Palmer’s (EVERYBODY says so, even the haters)! And poor Donald “Taco” Trump — missed the deadline, folks. Missed it BADLY. Very sad! Covfefe
1️⃣Side effects may include: reduced fascism, sudden urge to read the Constitution, loss of interest rigging and overthrowing elections, inability to grift donors, decreased attraction to daughters, diminished desire to text at 3am, inability to write “Newscum”, and unexpected desire to pay taxes…
2️⃣ Rare but serious side effects include: admission of fault, telling the truth, sudden aversion to decorating everything piss gold, releasing the Epstein files, pardoning criminals, and conceding elections. Talk to your doctor if symptoms last more than four hours or cause you to like your son Eric.
Today at 2:30 pm EST, (11:30 am Pacific) www.youtube.com/live/io2Hutl...
You’re missing an opportunity to call him “DONALD CHUMP”.
YES!!! THIS!!! More plz
I hope so.
MORE OF THIS!
He's one of the first democrats to realize the American people dont give a shit about decorum any more. If the GOP wants to make it a WWE match we need some democrats to step up and fight instead of always trying to play ref.
THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN
Love it! This is how you talk to Felon Trump and take the narrative. Other dem leaders like Hakeem and Chuck - who can't lead out of a wet paper bag - would do well to learn from this. Thankful for our dem governors!
THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED!!!!
No More Talking, Tweeting, BSKY'ng ...whatever... NIKE THIS !
love this!!!
1/3 DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT”.FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP”.MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TODAY HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.”
2/3 NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!).
3/3 AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN’
OMG!!!!! This is absolutely THE BEST! Thank you! What took us so long to start speakin’ da languich ?🤣
Please do more of this!
@ agree with them 100% listen to them youtu.be/Z3Hte_rQwAM?...
BTW Y’all rock. Keep it up. 👍
Love...this!
Seems like the way forward was right under our noses the whole time!
You know it would really piss Trump off if Newsom claimed to be the most handsome and intelligent POLITICIAN - not governor - out there!!!
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Thanks for reposting. Keeps me off Twitter!
This is great! What accounts are even keeping people *on* Twitter still? Surely we have to be running low by now
I left Twitter because it kept cutting me off saying that I was a bot. I would do the thing to prove I was human but it wouldn’t let me on again for 2 days. My last post was that I was going and anyone who missed me could find me on here.
Bye Bye Birdie!
Fucking love this!!
This account is giving me life rn!
This is awesome - This is the way. Besides South Park I have not laughed in six months until these and sends a message loud and clear.
You should ask the real thing to come on here.
If the account gains enough following to catch their attention and they want to take it over and make it official, I'd probably give it to them. Not sure if I have the influence to proactively ask
16hrs young and already over 596 followers! Yes we need their presence in BSky! 🙏 @governor.ca.gov
Too bad you’re too old for Trump to follow you!
Haha thanks! Excited to see what happens now that the automation is all set up to grab any new non-quote posts from the other place every hour ish and mirror them. Hoping it is easier for people as a way to get up to date info than relying on other site screenshots.
Thank you for this account!
Thanks for the reply. I am still active on that other place, mainly for my Philly and other sports takes, but I will suggest it to them.
Love this so much!!!
Within just a few minutes, this account became one of my three favorites on Bluesky. Wow, excellent satire of the world’s ultimate evil dumbfuckery.
Governor Hair Gel is making “beautiful maps” the way Lindsey Graham does math—wrong every time! Magatronic 5000 wins with ANY map, even the ones drawn on Epstein’s cocktail napkins. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Spot on imitation of TFG's style (or lack of).
CAN'T WAIT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE GOVERNOR, NEWSOM, TO TAKE A BIG, BEAUTIFUL SHARPIE TO THE MAP OF THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND END THE CORRUPT, LOW-ACCOMPLISHMENT TRUMP PRESIDENCY. TACO!
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